I’m not going to try to sell you on Lisp. It can’t be done. You have to find it yourself, and when you do, many of your friends will become rather… distant, as if you’d inexplicably stopped bathing.
From Steve Yegge on Tin Foil Hats and Rubber Ducks. Read the follow-up, Duck Season, too.
I’ve found Ruby. Is it Lisp enough? I know it is for me. At least for the moment.