Movie reviews – Paweł Gościcki

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Trainwreck (2015) 0.5/5
2020-08-27 21:25

Unbearable.
0.3
Aquarius (2016) 0.5/5
2019-06-23 20:40

No, just no.
0.3
A Quiet Passion (2016) 0.5/5
2018-09-15 21:08

I could not bare watching it. No.
0.3
Wonder (2017) 0.5/5
2018-03-02 23:19

Eh.
0.3
A Ghost Story (2017) 0.5/5
2017-10-06 22:00

Uhm, no.
0.3
Jackie (2016) 0.5/5
2017-03-12 21:32

Uhm, I could not bare to watch it.
0.3
Wszystkie kobiety Mateusza (2013) 0.5/5
2016-06-19 23:19

Meh.
0.3
The Fault in Our Stars (2014) 0.5/5
2014-08-29 23:45

Uhh... what a joke of a movie... Terrible dialogs, forced over-the-top acting, just ugh.
0.3
Transcendance (2014) 0.5/5
2014-07-16 23:56

Pretty terrible. Apart from being completely stupid (the plot makes absolutely no sense), the script is predictable and, well, boring.
0.3
Les Misérables (2012) 0.5/5
2013-03-16 23:20

Ugh. I could not bare to watch it, so terrible... so terrible... What is it with those musicals that people seem to like them and producers keep making them? And even give them Oscars?!
0.3
Tabou (2012) 0.5/5
2013-02-12 21:48

So boring I had to turn it off.
0.3
Et maintenant on va où? / Where do we go now? (2011) 0.5/5
2012-09-08 23:15

Quite bad. Way too simplistic and naive. Made fools out of main characters and viewers as well.
0.3
Na xie nian, wo men yi qi zhui de nu hai / You Are the Apple of My Eye (2011) 0.5/5
2012-03-25 21:39

Pretty terrible. I got tired rather quickly of the cringe-worthy penis-jokes and decided not to watch it any more.
0.3
Real Steel (2011) 0.5/5
2012-01-12 23:05

Complete utter crap. Ridiculously stupid. Totally predictable from start to finish. Do yourself a favor and avoid.
0.3
Insidious (2010) 0.5/5
2011-07-19 23:15

Utter crap done well over a hundred times already. Not a single good thing about it.
0.3
Sucker Punch (2011) 0.5/5
2011-06-21 23:10

Complete utter crap. Can't really say why I did bother with it. Must have been the Zack Snyder's name behind it. Did not help. Sorry... But it might be that I'm not the target group for this movie.
0.3
Top wo Nerae 2! Diebuster (Video 2004) 0.5/5
2011-03-14 22:58

Piss-poor. First part was quite good, but this is quite the opposite.
0.3
Repo Men (2010) 0.5/5
2010-10-21 23:15

Ridiculously absurd, total nonsense and, in consequence, utter crap.
0.3
Punisher: War Zone (2008) 0.5/5
2009-03-31 23:11

Total utter stupid crap for kids.
0.3
Iblard jikan (2007) (V) 0.5/5
2008-10-06 00:00

Not really a movie...
0.3
À l'intérieur (2007) 0.5/5
2008-04-30 00:40

Just terribly bad.
0.3
30 Days of Night (2007) 0.5/5
2008-03-20 00:48

Pathetic crap that borrows from every great movie it can. And ruins it all anyway.
0.3
Braciszek (2007) (TV) 0.5/5
2007-09-19 12:25

Total crap. Just plainly bad in every aspect - script, cinematography, acting, etc. (32. FPFF Gdynia '07).
0.3
Hamlet (2007/III) 0.5/5
2007-07-26 23:20

Boring as hell (ENH2007).
0.3
Hei yan quan (2006) 0.5/5
2007-07-26 20:55

Say no to movies with mattress as the main character (ENH2007).
0.3
Nue propriété (2006) 0.5/5
2007-07-24 17:50

Completely unbearable (ENH2007).
0.3
Kurz davor ist es passiert (2006) 0.5/5
2007-07-24 14:30

Novel instead of a movie (ENH2007).
0.3
Parapalos (2004) 0.5/5
2006-07-26 14:48

Poetic movie exploring new frontiers in the cinema (ENH2006).
0.3
Leyenda del tiempo, La (2006) 0.5/5
2006-07-23 17:55

So boring... (ENH2006).
0.3
The Producers (2005) 0.5/5
2006-05-05 00:35

It could not get any worse. Simply horrible.
0.3
Innocence (2004/II) 0.5/5
2006-03-21 00:33

Two hours of a complete boredom. I mean there is really nothing going on in this movie! Just some naked adolescent girls dancing and running around.
0.3
The Night Comes for Us (2018) 1/5
2022-10-07 22:07

Mindless crap.
0.3
Memoria (2021) 1/5
2022-09-05 21:02

Not my cup of tea. Definitely not.
0.3
365 Days (2020) 1/5
2022-04-25 00:19

Ugh. So bad... so bad...
0.3
Pomiędzy słowami / Beyond Words (2017) 1/5
2021-01-08 22:57

Completely missed what this movie was about.
0.3
Mowa ptaków / Bird Talk (2019) 1/5
2020-06-19 21:44

Artistic absurd.
0.3
Sieranevada (2016) 1/5
2019-06-14 22:04

Quite bad and extremely boring.
0.3
The Peanuts Movie (2015) 1/5
2016-07-10 18:38

Meh.
0.3
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) 1/5
2016-04-08 23:26

Wow, what a bullcrap. Why do I even watch this is beyond me.
0.3
Ant-Man (2015) 1/5
2015-11-20 23:53

I seriously need to stop watching this Marvel crap. It's beyond ridiculous now. The only good thing in this movie is the ant/dog joke, which makes me think they were inspired by our own Wardęga's "spider dog".
0.3
Divergent (2014) 1/5
2014-08-06 00:15

That was quite crappy. Unfortunately as it had good potential. Too bad the movie made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Just plainly stupid. Just one highlight really - Why does everyone thinks I will not shoot?.
0.3
Wkręceni (2014) 1/5
2014-06-06 00:32

Uh. Modern Polish comedies suck.
0.3
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) 1/5
2014-05-14 01:20

Just terrible. Makes absolutely no sense at all.
0.3
3 Days to Kill (2014) 1/5
2014-05-11 01:04

Piss poor, that what it was. And not much anything else.
0.3
No se Aceptan Devoluciones / Instructions Not Included (2013) 1/5
2014-03-02 00:15

Very so-so. And plot holes made it even worse.
0.3
Thor: The Dark World (2013) 1/5
2014-02-13 00:15

Awesome? Piss-poor is more like it. Very, very stupid movie.
0.3
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) 1/5
2013-12-06 23:21

Uhh, what a crap...
0.3
Red 2 (2013) 1/5
2013-12-02 23:17

Uh. That was a complete crap and a total waste of time...
0.3
Warm Bodies (2013) 1/5
2013-05-23 23:15

Uh... pretty terrible and silly. Classic zombie movies are the way to go. This is not.
0.3
Sightseers (2012) 1/5
2013-04-02 23:21

Not really my type of humor...
0.3
Holy Motors (2012) 1/5
2013-02-16 23:16

Uh, not really my cup of tea. I suppose I should stop watching most of those "art" movies.
0.3
Dredd (2012) 1/5
2012-12-28 23:44

Wow, what a complete crap! So stupid it's beyond belief. The most ridiculous thing was Dredd talking to his weapon to see if he has any more amunition (or to change to a different type of ammo). That is surely efficient! Bleh.
0.3
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 1/5
2012-10-27 23:06

What is this? A remake? A Hollywood remake of a Hollywood movie? Where's the sense in that? It seems so pointless, like the only reason it was made was money. And money it has brought. Unfortunately. So there will be 2 more parts to the trilogy. Without me, though, as it was quite bad.
0.3
A Torinói ló / The Turin Horse (2011) 1/5
2012-08-11 23:15

Definitely not my type of movie. Too artsy, too boring, too philosophical.
0.3
Lockout (2012) 1/5
2012-06-29 23:35

Pretty terrible. So many loopholes, so incoherent, so stupid... ugh, it made me cringe.
0.3
Paranmanjang / Night Fishing (2011) 1/5
2012-05-27 22:11

Uhm... not really my cup of tea. I did not undrestand any of it...
0.3
Le quattro volte / The Four Times (2010) 1/5
2011-10-26 22:17

Oh the poetic movies. No dialogs, little to no action, 4 very very loosely connected stories. Only the one with the young goat was barely interesting.
0.3
Potiche (2010) 1/5
2011-09-30 23:03

What a crap. I cannot believe that such a great director as François Ozon would fall so low with this movie. Sure he follows the latest fad of doing 60/70s period movies in a certain "fashion", but man this was so bad...
0.3
Let the Bullets Fly (2010) 1/5
2011-07-05 23:10

Chinese action comedies are definitely not my type of movies. And this one just proves that. Completely absurd story and ridiculous characters with their completely wacko intentions do not make a good film. Sorry.
0.3
Amer (2009) 1/5
2011-06-13 23:03

Certainly not my type of movie. "Art", that's how they're called. Been a while since I've since one of such and it will certainly be a little while till I see the next one.
0.3
Loong Boonmee raleuk chat / Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) 1/5
2011-04-12 21:02

Uhm, it seems it's been too long since I've watched any artsy movies. Palme d'Or? C'mon! There's hardly any story at all in here.
0.3
Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counter Attack / Kidô senshi Gandamu: Gyakushû no Shâ (1988) 1/5
2011-02-22 22:59

Science-fiction-anime-mumbo-jumbo. Quite bad if you ask me, but I haven't seen any other Mobile Suit Gundam movie/series.
0.3
Inland Empire (2006) 1/5
2011-01-17 23:05

After few years I have finally plucked up the courage to watch this. And boy, oh was I disappointed. Three hours of almost complete nonsense. It seems I'm not cut out for that kind of mind bending movies. Apparently there is some sense in it (see imdb FAQ), but I did not see it.
0.3
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) 1/5
2010-12-23 23:05

Really, really bad. I cannot understand how could it achieve a 7.2 rating on imdb.
0.3
From Paris with Love (2010) 1/5
2010-10-16 23:05

Not even remotely good. Few average action scenes and lots and lots of nonsense.
0.3
Ciacho (2010) 1/5
2010-09-16 23:10

Mediocre? Nope. Piss-poor, more like it.
0.3
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) 1/5
2010-03-26 19:28

Piss poor. Nothing compared to the original.
0.3
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) 1/5
2009-11-06 23:20

So bad, it's unbelievable.
0.3
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) 1/5
2009-10-04 23:51

Bad. Really bad. Two stars for the effects.
0.3
Crank: High Voltage (2009) 1/5
2009-08-26 23:07

As bad as it gets. Video game straight to the cinema.
0.3
Adventureland (2009) 1/5
2009-08-04 23:16

Bad, bad, bad. Just plainly bad. Superbad. Only Superbad was super. This one's just bad. Just one funny scene (with the bat).
0.3
Sukiyaki Western Django (2007) 1/5
2009-02-23 23:55

No game for me. Didn't click.
0.3
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) 1/5
2009-02-04 23:19

Lousy. Unfortunately. Although I must say it was easy to predict that...
0.3
Death Race (2008) 1/5
2009-01-02 23:40

Whoa... so unbelievably stupid, so full of holes. Crap crap crap! No more Jason Statham movies?
0.3
10 Items or Less (2006) 1/5
2008-09-11 00:16

Completely boring...
0.3
Married Life (2007) 1/5
2008-09-03 23:56

Superficial and ultimately boring.
0.3
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) 1/5
2008-08-02 00:37

Not even one funny moment! That's just tragic...
0.3
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 1/5
2008-07-02 00:23

Another fantasy movie for little kids. Schematic, predictable and full of holes in the loop. In other words: crap.
0.3
The Signal (2007/I) 1/5
2008-06-16 00:58

Bordering absurd? No, it's way too absurd. It can't even decide whether it is a comedy (only few funny scenes; those were good) or a thriller/horror. Bad editing (unnecessary flashbacks). And on top of that its super tiring.
0.3
Ploy (2007) 1/5
2008-05-28 00:58

Ultimately boring and kind of absurd.
0.3
Bal-Can-Can (2005) 1/5
2008-05-27 00:45

Uhm, beware, it's crap.
0.3
P.S. I Love You (2007) 1/5
2008-05-14 00:37

Once again fooled by imdb rating. Total utter crap.
0.3
Smiley Face (2007) 1/5
2007-12-26 23:44

Just plain bad, despite having great director.
0.3
Sonja (2006) 1/5
2007-10-22 23:59

Piss-poor script with terrible dialogues. Fucking Åmål it is not.
0.3
Boli li? Prvata balkanska dogma (2007) 1/5
2007-07-28 14:50

Yes, it was a dogma. Not a good one, though (ENH2007).
0.3
Extranjera (2007) 1/5
2007-07-27 17:20

Boring. Almost unbearable (ENH2007).
0.3
Petit lieutenant, Le (2005) 1/5
2007-05-01 01:05

And what exactly was this movie about? So pointless...
0.3
Starter for Ten (2006) 1/5
2007-04-28 02:00

Mind note: no more English movies for me.
0.3
Miss Potter (2006) 1/5
2007-04-13 01:17

Mind note: never watch English movies with English actors about early Twentieth Century England. London especially.
0.3
Job, czyli ostatni szara komorka (2006) 1/5
2007-03-21 21:10

No storyline, just an endless series of stand-up-comedy segments with different characters. Not funny either.
0.3
The Holiday (2006) 1/5
2007-01-19 01:51

Almost utter crap. It had like... maybe 1 good moment.
0.3
Blokada (2006) 1/5
2006-11-20 01:45

Uhm, no. Boring...
0.3
Eve and the Fire Horse (2005) 1/5
2006-10-11 00:52

Movies that mix children and religion are big no-no.
0.3
Ultranova (2005) 1/5
2006-09-22 16:33

Uhm, no.
0.3
Atrakcyjny pozna pania (2004) 1/5
2006-07-13 22:37

Simply bad.
0.3
Keulraesik (2003) 1/5
2006-05-29 23:52

Pathetic, boring, dull. No more "romance" movies for me.
0.3
Tierische Liebe (1995) 1/5
2006-03-16 22:27

Two stars for the "love scenes".
0.3
Itiraf (2002) 1/5
2006-03-06 16:20

Boring and pointless.
0.3
Niebezpieczni dżentelmeni (2022) 1.5/5
2023-04-27 23:37

Poland cannot comedies. Eh. A taka obsada, taki budżet.
0.3
Shrinking S01 (TV Series, 2022) 1.5/5
2023-03-25 22:57

Unbearable. Unable to make it past episode four. So forced, so "sweet" all the time. If that is what the future of TV is gonna be like, count me out.
0.3
Mythic Quest S03 (TV Series, 2022) 1.5/5
2023-01-09 22:27

So meh... One cringe after another and that goes on and on and on. I laughed only once, in the anthology episode (about his beard) and that's it. Hard pass for me.
0.3
Revenge (2017) 1.5/5
2022-07-29 00:25

Too stupid even while being a pastiche.
0.3
I onde dager / The Trip (2021) 1.5/5
2022-07-07 00:45

Stupid, inconsistent, just bad.
0.3
The Lost City (2022) 1.5/5
2022-05-21 12:25

Meh. Cringe worthy all the way.
0.3
Fabian oder Der Gang vor die Hunde / Fabian: Going to the Dogs (2021) 1.5/5
2022-05-12 23:19

Meh. Too arts, too jumpy too long.
0.3
Mass (2021) 1.5/5
2022-05-12 00:46

Not my cup of tea.
0.3
Ściema po polsku (2021) 1.5/5
2022-04-30 01:49

Mariusz Pujszo being Mariusz Pujszo aka Polish Kicz Project again.
0.3
Zabij to i wyjedź z tego miasta / Kill It and Leave This Town (2020) 1.5/5
2022-04-23 01:04

Not my cup of tea. Unfortunately as the movie received very high praises.
0.3
West Side Story (2021) 1.5/5
2022-03-06 22:22

Meh. Musicals are definitely not my thing.
0.3
The Intern (2015) 1.5/5
2022-01-09 23:01

Meh. Crappy crap.
0.3
CODA (2021) 1.5/5
2021-08-26 23:06

Meh. Cliche of cliches.
0.3
Friends: The Reunion / The One Where They Get Back Together (TV Special, 2021) 1.5/5
2021-08-14 21:07

Meh.
0.3
Ji-geum-eun-mat-go-geu-ddae-neun-teul-li-da / Right Now, Wrong Then (2015) 1.5/5
2021-07-13 23:50

Not my cup of tea.
0.3
Army of the Dead (2021) 1.5/5
2021-05-21 22:28

Meh. Crappy crap. Ridiculously bad. Just barely enjoyable.
0.3
Lux Æterna (2019) 1.5/5
2021-05-18 22:13

Meh. Unwatchable.
0.3
Bacurau (2019) 1.5/5
2020-06-20 21:56

Meh. Too absurd.
0.3
The BFG (2016) 1.5/5
2020-03-31 19:11

Meh.
0.3
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) 1.5/5
2020-03-11 22:05

Guess I grew up out of Kevin Smith's movies. I just could not bare to watch it, and it was so unfunny it made me cringe.
0.3
Donbass (2018) 1.5/5
2019-07-20 12:11

Uhm, I did not get that.
0.3
Kobiety Mafii / Women of Mafia (2018) 1.5/5
2018-08-19 22:21

Meh.
0.3
Wonder Woman (2017) 1.5/5
2017-11-17 23:02

Meh.
0.3
Star Trek Beyond (2016) 1.5/5
2016-10-28 23:47

What a piece of rubbish nonsense. Literally everything is just plainly stupid. Ugh. Enjoyable, but only if you turn off most of your brain.
0.3
Umimachi Diary / Our Little Sister (2015) 1.5/5
2016-09-02 23:13

Meh. And bleh. Too girlish, too boring, too dragging on. The only interesting part is about the married man. And it's show in maybe 5 minutes of the whole thing.
0.3
Eat Pray Love (2010) 1.5/5
2016-06-17 23:57

Ugh. Blurgh. Bleh. Missus' choices...
0.3
Czerwony Pająk / The Red Spider (2015) 1.5/5
2016-06-16 23:55

Psycho blah-blah-blah. Not worth bothering with.
0.3
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) 1.5/5
2016-04-09 23:35

Better than the part one, but still all is cringe worthy.
0.3
The Salt of the Earth (2014) 1.5/5
2015-10-24 23:41

Boring...
0.3
Güeros (2014) 1.5/5
2015-10-24 23:15

Boring... Too boring.
0.3
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) 1.5/5
2015-10-13 00:02

Wow, what a crap! There were maybe two good jokes out there out of hundred thrown my way. Apart from that the story was just plainly stupid. The dialogs cringe worthy. Eh.
0.3
The Duke of Burgundy (2014) 1.5/5
2015-07-12 23:54

Uhm, not my cup of tea.
0.3
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) 1.5/5
2015-06-06 22:59

Meh.
0.3
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) 1.5/5
2015-04-25 00:33

Very so-so. Stylish, true, but also lacks a decent story to accompany it.
0.3
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) 1.5/5
2014-10-04 23:40

Ugh... What a waste. This movie insulted my intelligence. It was so utterly stupid... The theory goes that for each movie series/franchise when it runs out of ideas, it has to resort to time travel. And this is what had happened to X-Men. What a waste... what a waste...
0.3
Snowpiercer (2013) 1.5/5
2014-06-01 00:07

Why did they make it in a way that makes absolutely no sense - I have no idea. But for me, it definitely ruined the movie.
0.3
Bal / Honey (2010) 1.5/5
2014-05-30 00:11

Not really sure what this movie was about...
0.3
47 Ronin (2013) 1.5/5
2014-03-26 00:14

Uh, that was quite bad. What a waste of potential! Such cast, such a good story, but the script, the acting, the dialogues left a lot to be desired.
0.3
The World's End (2013) 1.5/5
2013-11-07 22:50

Very so-so. Stupid beyond my pain point. And, unfortunately, not funny.
0.3
Pacific Rim (2013) 1.5/5
2013-11-03 23:35

Oh wow, what a piece of crap! And to think that the master del Toro directed this!? That's just ridiculous. The monsters and the fighting scenes were rather good, I'll give that. But the rest was just cringe-worthy. Acting? Terrible B-class coming out of B-class actors. Dialogs? Mostly just a collection of random one-liners. Story, as expected, is mostly stupid as well...
0.3
Nae-ga sal-in-beom-i-da / Confession of Murder (2012) 1.5/5
2013-05-02 23:09

Pretty mediocre. What could have been a good movie was wasted on absurd action sequences and plot awkwardnesses.
0.3
Upstream Color (2013) 1.5/5
2013-04-29 23:41

Hmm... without reading the FAQ this movie basically makes no sense... And with reading it, it only makes the movie barely ok. But not really that good.
0.3
The Master (2012) 1.5/5
2013-02-08 23:29

Ugh. So so boring, so story-less...
0.3
Sinister (2012) 1.5/5
2013-01-30 23:08

Quite crappy if you ask me. Done a million times already. Nothing surprising.
0.3
Izolator / Warsaw Dark (2008) 1.5/5
2012-12-25 17:07

Very so-so. Story did not really make any sense to me.
0.3
The Expendables 2 (2012) 1.5/5
2012-11-19 23:03

"We all belong in a museum" says Stallone. And he's right. You're all too old for this kind of action. And while I admire the cast - I haven't seen a movie that would have so many stars in it - it's the only thing going on for this movie. Everything else is just crap. Dialogs, story, acting, all is way below bearable.
0.3
Ted (2012) 1.5/5
2012-11-12 23:05

Ugh. Toilet humor at its worst. Combine that with a pretty boring and predictable story and you came out of this movie pretty disappointed. There are a few good jokes, but those are few and far between.
0.3
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) 1.5/5
2012-10-10 23:09

Piss-poor. Half of the movie is basically him looking at her. And the other half? Not really engaging.
0.3
Eiga Reiton-kyôju to eien no utahime / Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (2009) 1.5/5
2012-09-14 23:22

Very, very so-so. Although it is engaging during first "riddles", it quickly strays into absurd and stupidity.
0.3
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) 1.5/5
2012-08-16 23:13

Very, very so-so. Forced humor, which isn't that funny and mostly uninteresting story make a very mediocre Aardman movie.
0.3
Hodejegerne / Headhunters (2011) 1.5/5
2012-06-10 23:38

Good beginning, but ruined after the first 30 minutes of so, but the unbearable absurdity and stupidity of it all.
0.3
Iron Sky (2012) 1.5/5
2012-05-30 23:10

Few good laughs, I'll give it that, but not much more. Weak plot, forced laughs and turning points in the story. Incoherent, rushed, unpolished. Oh, and low budget. And you could see that...
0.3
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 1.5/5
2012-04-16 23:18

Very, very so-so, or maybe even just bad. Just too stupid for me... and also way too Sci-Fi (Holmes' physical & psychical abilities, face surgery, etc.).
0.3
Desu nôto / Death Note (2006) 1.5/5
2012-03-31 22:45

Very so-so. Main character's actions were questionable at best (read: plainly stupid), so I did not really enjoy it.
0.3
Listy do M. / Letters to Santa (2011) 1.5/5
2012-03-26 23:15

Very so-so slash bad. Felt a little like a Bad Santa/Love Actually rip-off. And, well, it has all problems of family movies: too smart kids, improbable situations and general disconnection with the reality (i.e. the movie is more of a fairy tale).
0.3
The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) 1.5/5
2011-12-29 22:05

Should've skipped that one. If only I knew it was based on a series... Just too much toilet humor, which is not really funny.
0.3
Tsumetai nettaigyo / Cold Fish (2010) 1.5/5
2011-12-28 22:39

Quite bad if you asked me. And much too dragging on. Being loosely based on a true story doesn't help much either.
0.3
Fright Night (2011) 1.5/5
2011-11-26 23:05

Very, very so-so. 'nuf said.
0.3
Winnie the Pooh (2011) 1.5/5
2011-11-13 22:25

Much, much too kiddie. I'm way too old for this. And I kind of knew it would be like this.
0.3
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) 1.5/5
2011-11-01 23:10

Quite bad. It has some good moments, but the overall story and characters are terrible. It's like they can teleport anywhere and any time they want, just not when it's most needed (for whatever reason, sometimes none). Oh, and Hermione making out with Ron instead of Harry? Wtf is with that? I suppose I didn't get the memo that in this series, the main protagonist does not get the best girl.
0.3
Space Battleship Yamato (2010) 1.5/5
2011-09-16 23:04

Very so-so. The visuals are really good, but characters, dialogs and the whole storyline... weak, very weak.
0.3
Idealny facet dla mojej dziewczyny / The Perfect Guy for My Girlfriend (2009) 1.5/5
2011-09-14 23:20

Very so-so. Sure there are some good gags in there, but the story is weak and some scenes just made me cringe.
0.3
The Arbor (2010) 1.5/5
2011-09-13 23:25

Very so-so and basically boring. Just yet another tragic story about an unemployed family and its sibling living off the social welfare in England.
0.3
Chocolate (2008) 1.5/5
2011-09-07 23:02

Very so-so. Or maybe even worse. Poor fighting scenes (especially those using the terrible CGI), the story left a lot to be desired as well.
0.3
Les femmes du 6ème étage / Service Entrance / The Women on the 6th Floor (2010) 1.5/5
2011-08-31 23:05

Oh the French. Oh the terrible movies they sometimes make.
0.3
Scream 4 (2011) 1.5/5
2011-08-14 10:12

Quite bad... and quite predictable if you expect this "in next 5 minutes someone will be killed" and "the actual killer or killers will turn out to be the least expected person/persons", oh and this "it all will make no sense whatsoever".
0.3
Noruwei no mori / Norwegian Wood (2010) 1.5/5
2011-07-25 23:38

Weird sexual relationships of weird Japanese teens. Not really enjoyable.
0.3
Weekend (2011) 1.5/5
2011-05-05 23:02

Let me first start with the good things. Top-notch music. I was really surprised by how good it was. And one other thing - Paweł Małaszyński. His acting was on a really good level. Everyone else was simply ridiculous. Add to that a very absurd story and you've got yourself another pointless Polish crime/comedy, with poor dialogues, cheap special effects and terrible gags. And that pretty much sums it up.
0.3
Kaboom (2010) 1.5/5
2011-03-10 22:55

Piss-poor. Barely funny and only momentarily. Gregg Araki, what are you doing? Don't waste your talent! Get your sh*t together and write/direct something decent again. Pretty please?
0.3
Four Lions (2010) 1.5/5
2010-09-04 14:32

Piss-poor, rather than excellent, as imdb ratings would suggest.
0.3
Up the Yangtze (2007) 1.5/5
2009-10-09 17:20

Ultimately boring.
0.3
Eldorado (2008) 1.5/5
2009-09-19 18:21

Boring. Just that, simply boring.
0.3
Hellraiser (1987) 1.5/5
2009-05-03 22:17

Hellriser aka the mother of all B-class horror movies. Cheesy acting, cheesy music, cheesy effects. The only cool thing was the main hell dude from the poster.
0.3
Død snø (2009) 1.5/5
2009-04-28 23:22

Zombies, zombies, zombies. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Oh well...
0.3
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) 1.5/5
2009-02-19 23:42

Uhm... no.
0.3
Üç maymun (2008) 1.5/5
2009-02-17 23:20

Ultimately boring... great visuals, but weak, unengaging story.
0.3
The Puffy Chair (2005) 1.5/5
2009-01-21 23:38

A bunch of stupid people doing a bunch of stupid things. Yeah, indie rocks! Not.
0.3
Eagle Eye (2008) 1.5/5
2008-12-26 23:53

So unbelievably stupid, it's beyond belief. So many loopholes, yeah, this whole movie is one gigantic loophole. On the good side it was quite fast-paced, despite clocking on nearly two hours. Still... Anyway, a 6.8 on imdb for this? You've got to be kidding me.
0.3
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 1.5/5
2008-12-25 23:21

Uhm, nothing more than some childish crap. Unfortunately.
0.3
Wanted (2008) 1.5/5
2008-11-30 23:38

So unbelievably stupid...
0.3
Welcome to Dongmakgol (2005) 1.5/5
2008-10-19 00:15

Too silly and too "fantasy" for me.
0.3
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) 1.5/5
2008-10-11 00:45

Fooled by imdb rating. Not the first time. Somehow I suspected this one might be just too kiddie for me.
0.3
Gin-iro no kami no Agito (2006) 1.5/5
2008-09-06 00:36

So many loop holes it made me cringe. Excellent premises despite being hardly original wasted by a dull and completely nonsense second half of the movie. Just so stupid...
0.3
Jjakpae (2006) 1.5/5
2008-07-12 00:02

Just plainly bad.
0.3
The Final Season (2007) 1.5/5
2008-05-08 23:58

One of the worst attempts at sports drama.
0.3
27 Dresses (2008) 1.5/5
2008-04-23 01:13

I simply cannot believe I go on and on and watch those silly, no, no silly, just plainly stupid hollywood romantic comedies. One, okey, two, three tops! funny moments. And that's all. Everything else? Ridiculously bad. In other words - total crap.
0.3
Taxidermia (2006) 1.5/5
2008-04-08 00:58

Much, much too absurd for me.
0.3
Rys (2007) 1.5/5
2007-11-10 01:40

Just bad. Maybe two funny moments.
0.3
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) 1.5/5
2007-10-27 19:44

Too unfunny. Too ewwwy...
0.3
Next (2007) 1.5/5
2007-08-30 21:25

Good idea, piss poor execution.
0.3
The Journals of Knud Rasmussen (2006) 1.5/5
2007-07-29 17:50

Boring, although the views were OK (ENH2007).
0.3
The Astronaut Farmer (2006) 1.5/5
2007-06-15 01:37

I'm not sure why I even bother with movies made for kids...
0.3
Smokin' Aces (2007) 1.5/5
2007-04-03 01:34

Uhm, no. Pointless non-stop shooting. And the ending? Give me a break!
0.3
Loving Annabelle (2006) 1.5/5
2007-01-21 01:48

Predictable from the beginning till the end and on top of that boring...
0.3
Beerfest (2006) 1.5/5
2006-12-15 01:43

Not my type of movie.
0.3
Strangers with Candy (2005) 1.5/5
2006-11-06 01:21

No. Double no. Triple no. Uhm, you get the point. It had 3-4 laughs but that's it.
0.3
Save the Last Dance 2 (2006) 1.5/5
2006-10-23 23:45

Uhm, not really that much dancing here... and piss-poor script/acting on top of that.
0.3
Samotność w sieci (2006) 1.5/5
2006-09-12 21:20

Pompous, pretentious and boring. Just like the book (31. FPFF Gdynia '06).
0.3
Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man (2005) 1.5/5
2006-07-29 11:45

Tiring (ENH2006).
0.3
The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes (2005) 1.5/5
2006-07-25 17:45

I did not really understand this movie (ENH2006).
0.3
Paheli (2005) 1.5/5
2006-07-23 00:30

Too absurd & silly, even for Bollywood (ENH2006).
0.3
Picado fino (1996) 1.5/5
2006-07-21 14:50

Boring and much too experimental for me (ENH2006).
0.3
Garçon stupide (2004) 1.5/5
2006-07-14 01:58

Simply put: dull.
0.3
Sex Sells: The Making of Touche (2005) 1.5/5
2006-05-26 00:25

Lousy. And what's worse, there's zero pr0n.
0.3
Nana (2005/II) 1.5/5
2006-05-09 01:22

No more Japanese movies with teenage girls.
0.3
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) 1.5/5
2006-04-26 20:43

Piss poor and almost completely unfunny.
0.3
Caterina va in città (2003) 1.5/5
2006-04-09 01:45

Hectic, senseless, annoying and absurd.
0.3
Badkonake sefid (1995) 1.5/5
2006-03-24 02:02

Another typical Israeli movie. Why am I watching them?
0.3
Lie with Me (2005) 1.5/5
2006-03-18 23:37

Weak story with good sex scenes.
0.3
Yazgi (2001) 1.5/5
2006-03-09 01:37

Boring, boring, boring. No more Turkish movies for me.
0.3
Shijie (2004) 1.5/5
2006-03-03 01:25

Boring to death. Very beautiful, though.
0.3
Renfield (2023) 2/5
2023-05-04 00:05

Meh. Very, very mediocre. Maybe one or two fun bits.
0.3
Peter von Kant (2022) 2/5
2023-03-29 00:04

Meh. So so Ozon is still better than non-Ozon, but I expected something much more worthwhile.
0.3
Gdzie diabeł nie może, tam baby pośle 2 / Where the Devil Can't Go, He Sends a Woman 2... 2/5
2023-03-22 23:19

Eh, if it only were any good but it isn't, and it's a shame.
0.3
Cocaine Bear (2023) 2/5
2023-03-19 21:48

Meh. Very mediocre.
0.3
Living (2022) 2/5
2023-03-04 23:12

Not my cup of tea.
0.3
A Man Called Otto (2022) 2/5
2023-02-28 22:27

Meh. American remakes, meh.
0.3
Apokawixa (2022) 2/5
2023-02-23 23:26

More or less bad. Has some good scenes, but overall it's just too amateurish.
0.3
Wednesday S01 (TV Series, 2022) 2/5
2022-12-31 19:07

Meh. I'm not really a target audience for this.
0.3
Violent Night (2022) 2/5
2022-12-20 22:45

Meh. Mediocre at best. A couple of funny moments, though.
0.3
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (TV Special, 2022) 2/5
2022-12-10 19:51

Very mediocre.
0.3
New Rose Hotel (1998) 2/5
2022-11-18 22:14

Meh. Very dated, and very so-so.
0.3
Ja teraz kłamię / I Am Lying Now (2019) 2/5
2022-11-10 22:54

Way too confusing to make sense.
0.3
Baby są jakieś inne / Man, Chicks Are Just Different (2011) 2/5
2022-11-04 22:13

Meh, very mediocre.
0.3
Pinocchio (2022) 2/5
2022-10-09 20:15

Meh, mediocre at best.
0.3
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) 2/5
2022-08-20 19:16

Meh. Kids stuff.
0.3
Fucking Bornholm (2022) 2/5
2022-08-15 23:08

Kinda meh, but had a couple of good scenes.
0.3
Into the Wind (2022) 2/5
2022-07-09 22:38

It's not even mediocre, it's just bad. It has kite surfing as the main theme, though, which makes all the difference. If you skip a lot of lousy dialogues, it is quite enjoyable.
0.3
The Sky Is Everywhere (2022) 2/5
2022-07-01 22:28

Meh. Very so-so, but I give it some praise for visual creativity.
0.3
The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021) 2/5
2022-06-23 01:09

Incomprehensible English and irritating narrative. Not my cup of tea.
0.3
Bo we mnie jest seks / Autumn Girl (2021) 2/5
2022-04-24 22:39

Meh. All style, no substance.
0.3
Prime Time (2021) 2/5
2022-04-11 23:36

Meh. Pointless movie.
0.3
Gierek (2022) 2/5
2022-04-09 00:25

Meh. Misleading hagiography. Bad acting (apart from "Misiek"), bad dialogues.
0.3
Dziewczyny z Dubaju / Girls to Buy (2021) 2/5
2022-03-30 00:38

Just a bad movie in general. Doesn't know what to say and how to say it. Terrible dialogues. Well, the girls were really nice.
0.3
Ach śpij kochanie / Lullaby Killer (2017) 2/5
2021-09-11 23:22

Meh. So flat. The story goes nowhere. Such wasted potential given the cast and the true serial killer story.
0.3
Nawet nie wiesz, jak bardzo Cię kocham / You Have No Idea How Much I Love You (2016) 2/5
2021-09-06 23:26

Not my cup of tea.
0.3
Ayla: The Daughter of War (2017) 2/5
2021-01-09 21:43

Very so-so. Way too overdramatic, piss poor dialogues. Only the main story was sound.
0.3
Wszyscy moi przyjaciele nie żyją / All My Friends Are Dead (2020) 2/5
2021-01-04 23:00

Meh. Quite crappy, maybe one or two good laughs.
0.3
Love and Monsters (2020) 2/5
2021-01-01 22:13

Crappy story, crappy dialogues, crappy characters. Only the monster were cool.
0.3
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) 2/5
2020-12-31 23:32

Meh. Tiring. Very so-so.
0.3
Legiony (2019) 2/5
2020-12-18 21:49

Meh. Too much pathos. Too much heroism "for show". Poor story.
0.3
Family Romance, LLC (2019) 2/5
2020-08-27 22:14

Too hard to watch.
0.3
Schneider vs. Bax (2015) 2/5
2019-07-06 22:04

Borgman was really good. This one's not. Too bad.
0.3
The House That Jack Built (2018) 2/5
2019-03-12 22:46

Very weird movie. Drags on for too long. Gets a little bit more interesting near the end, but falls short to be considered good.
0.3
Columbus (2017) 2/5
2018-11-22 22:30

Meh. Not really my cup of tea.
0.3
Botoks (2017) 2/5
2018-08-16 23:28

No, just no. It has some funny moments, but mostly it's just cringe worthy.
0.3
Game Night (2018) 2/5
2018-06-24 23:34

Oh well, another ridiculously stupid Hollywood comedy.
0.3
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) 2/5
2017-08-15 23:47

Ugh, what a waste of time. Just terrible and utterly stupid. And no fun at all.
0.3
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) 2/5
2017-07-26 23:36

Whoever comes. I'll kill them all. Eh. Liked Matrix references. Liked some of the funny dialogues and scenes. But pretty much cringed the rest. Bleh.
0.3
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) 2/5
2016-07-12 23:53

Kind of meh. Even though it's Linklater.
0.3
Cosmos (2015) 2/5
2016-05-29 23:31

Meh. Gombrowicz is definitely not for me.
0.3
Carol (2015) 2/5
2016-04-17 23:57

Meh. Little to no action. So boring...
0.3
Terminator Genisys (2015) 2/5
2015-10-14 23:57

Ugh. What a buttload of crap. All those Sci-Fi movies stopped making any sense these days. Avengers, Star Trek, X-Men and now Terminator.
0.3
Moja Australia / My Australia (2011) 2/5
2015-06-29 23:53

Very so-so. Poor dialogues and acting...
0.3
Obce ciało / Foreign Body (2014) 2/5
2015-06-25 23:51

Quite bad. Not that bad as they have described it, but not much better either.
0.3
Big Hero 6 (2014) 2/5
2015-02-07 21:33

Uhh... so weak, so stupid. The movie simply doesn't make any sense. Ugh.
0.3
Kis uykusu / Winter Sleep (2014) 2/5
2015-02-03 00:57

Way too long and way too little was happening for me to engage emotionally in. Not my type of cinema.
0.3
Maleficent (2014) 2/5
2014-09-26 23:14

Very so-so. The highlight of the movie was that the crow wanted to be a crow instead of a human ;)
0.3
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) 2/5
2014-08-09 23:58

Quite stupid if you ask me. It has some entertainment value, but not too high because of all the idiocy in place.
0.3
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 2/5
2014-01-26 00:41

Wow, what a disappointment! Such stupidity, such a lousy story, dialogs. It made me cringe. And they have split this sequel into three different movies? What a joke! Fortunately, it's engaging enough to keep you entertained. But only barely.
0.3
Turbo (2013) 2/5
2013-11-07 20:55

Very mediocre. It had a few laughs but that's about it. The story is absurdly stupid and not really engaging.
0.3
White House Down (2013) 2/5
2013-10-17 23:35

Ugh. Decent (although a little bit stupid) in the first half, but later on it went straight downhill. Senseless, cringe worthy, pathetic piece of crap. Yeah, that was the second half.
0.3
Les amants passagers / I'm So Excited! (2013) 2/5
2013-09-16 13:46

Very so-so.
0.3
O Som ao Redor / Neighbouring sounds (2012) 2/5
2013-06-05 23:03

Way too artsy for me... It's somewhat decent, but requires a lot of patience and reading between the lines.
0.3
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) 2/5
2013-05-24 23:24

Uh... It's quite bad. The story makes no sense, the action is so-so, but, well, it's watchable. But it's not worth your time.
0.3
Rise of the Guardians (2012) 2/5
2013-03-05 23:33

Uh, huh, very very so-so. Nice visuals, but the story, the dialogs,... so childish, so simplistic. Did not enjoy it.
0.3
Akunin / Villain (2010) 2/5
2013-01-29 23:27

Ah the Japanese with their weird problems, weird behavior and weird movies. Did not really liked it. Some actions by main characters were too absurd to be believable by me, a European viewer.
0.3
Cosmopolis (2012) 2/5
2012-10-30 22:50

Way too absurd for my taste. Guess I just did not understand much of it.
0.3
Post Mortem (2010) 2/5
2012-09-16 23:13

Too absurd/too boring.
0.3
Trigun: Badlands Rumble (2010) 2/5
2012-07-13 23:20

Very so-so.
0.3
21 Jump Street (2012) 2/5
2012-06-09 23:20

Uhm, so-so. Tries way too hard to be funny and in effect most of the time it's not funny. Fortunately there are some funny moments, so it's not all wasted. But it's not a good movie either.
0.3
Into the Abyss (2011) 2/5
2012-05-29 23:34

Not that revealing and, well, quite boring.
0.3
Marudukku sukuranburu: Asshuku / Mardock Scramble: The First Compression (2010) 2/5
2012-04-06 23:10

So-so. Really complicated and the action is so fast that you loose lots of details in the process. And the ending in the most unexpected moment...
0.3
We Bought a Zoo (2011) 2/5
2012-03-20 23:13

Cringe-worthy, one cliché chasing another cliché. Schematic characters. Barely engaging story. I'll give it a little credit for being based on a real story. But it's still painful to watch at times.
0.3
Polisse / Poliss (2011) 2/5
2012-02-28 23:15

Didn't really appeal to me. Too chaotic, zero characters I could identify with - everyone was neurotic/nervous or just plainly stupid. And no coherent storyline, just some loosely coupled police stories.
0.3
O Homem do Futuro / The Man from the Future (2011) 2/5
2012-02-17 23:15

Very so-so. Drags on too much. Too many repeated scenes. And, of course, the usual bunch of loop holes related to time travel.
0.3
The Sunset Limited (TV Movie, 2011) 2/5
2012-01-27 23:10

So-so. A little bit boring, dragging on and without any satisfying finish.
0.3
Shi / Poetry (2010) 2/5
2012-01-15 23:03

A little bit boring and dragging on. The pace just isn't there, so you loose your focus quickly. It has some value, sure, but it's not my type of cinema.
0.3
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (TV Movie, 2011) 2/5
2011-12-01 22:52

So-so. Too naive, too kiddie. Not really engaging.
0.3
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 2/5
2011-10-19 23:05

Even worse than the first part (and worse, despite the high imdb rating). So I was very disappointed. Much too kiddie, not really engaging story, weak dialogs, just poor.
0.3
Horrible Bosses (2011) 2/5
2011-10-04 23:10

Barely good, bordering on being quite bad. Yes, there are few funny scenes here and there, there are few nice plot twists, but overall it's just too stupid.
0.3
Green Lantern (2011) 2/5
2011-10-01 23:03

Oh, so terrible. Yes, there are few quite funny moments, but the overall intrigue, plot, dialogs were sub-par. But what could you expect at $200 mil but a total crap?
0.3
Ironclad (2011) 2/5
2011-07-20 23:30

Mediocre at best. Decent story accompanied with way too low budget, half-decent acting, terrible dialogs and poor CGI.
0.3
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 2/5
2011-05-23 23:17

Very, very mediocre. Absurd story, lausy dialoges that make you cringe and bad acting by most supporting actors playing soldiers. Only the effects were ok.
0.3
Eve no jikan (2010) 2/5
2010-12-15 23:10

Another botched Arthur C. Clarke adaptation.
0.3
The Princess and the Frog (2009) 2/5
2010-11-28 22:35

Barely ok. Much, much too childish.
0.3
Summer Wars (2009) 2/5
2010-10-01 23:02

Too kiddie for me.
0.3
Kick-Ass (2010) 2/5
2010-09-29 12:14

Piss-poor. Few funny moments and that's it.
0.3
Bright Star (2009) 2/5
2010-05-26 00:29

Lil' bit boring.
0.3
Extract (2009) 2/5
2009-12-07 00:36

Piss poor, unfortunately. Too bad the Mike Judge is a man of one movie (Office Space).
0.3
Rachel Getting Married (2008) 2/5
2009-04-20 23:50

"Did you notice how there were no Eskimos, gays nor transvestite represented in this movie. What a racist movie! And the band at the wedding wasn't village people doing YMCA. Another proof that this movie is homophobic. " "What on earth does the colour or nationality of the wedding guests and friends in this wonderful movie have to do with anything. They're all just people." "are you saying Eskimos, native Americans and Australian aborigenes are not people? they weren't represented in this movie." "Why the fu_ck should Eskimos, native Americans etc be represented in the movie." "Because Rachel is getting married." And that basically sums it up. Way overdone. Dogma US style.
0.3
Dung che sai duk (1994) 2/5
2009-04-10 23:55

Way too artsy for my taste (watched the 2008 Redux version).
0.3
Passchendaele (2008) 2/5
2009-03-31 00:12

Passchendaele aka Jesus from Canada during WW1. Way too hagiographical.
0.3
Black Gold (2006) 2/5
2009-02-07 23:55

So-so. Too many problems raised without giving any real insight into them. Sure you could put the blame on US/EU, and sure, subsidizing food production in general is not good, but the truth lies in the details, which this movie lacks. What are the specific laws and WTO regulations that make coffee price so low for Ethiopians? And what really subsidizing foods in EU/US and coffee price have in common? After all coffee is planted solely in the southern hemisphere...
0.3
JCVD (2008) 2/5
2009-01-21 22:11

Uhm, original, yeah, but a little bit boring, predictable. Less than so-so.
0.3
Ten Inch Hero (2007) 2/5
2009-01-14 21:50

Not really good. It's all been said and done. N times over. Nothing, literally, nothing original.
0.3
Lejdis (2008) 2/5
2008-12-28 22:21

Irritating, to say the least...
0.3
Step Brothers (2008) 2/5
2008-12-08 23:32

Quite bad, although that was expected. The only truly funny moment was the Paul Potts scene.
0.3
The Incredible Hulk (2008) 2/5
2008-10-25 23:28

Uhm, so-so at best. Cliche. Out of all comic adaptations this one's only a little better than Superman (which was really bad...).
0.3
The Black Balloon (2008) 2/5
2008-10-09 01:00

So-so. Too shallow.
0.3
I'm Not There. (2007) 2/5
2008-08-10 00:40

Complicated and ultimately boring. I suppouse I'm too ~~old~~ young for this movie. Not to mention that it's not exactly my type of music...
0.3
Tatt av kvinnen / Gone with the Woman (2007) 2/5
2008-07-23 00:02

Just didn't click with me...
0.3
Wolfsbergen (2007) 2/5
2008-05-21 00:54

Too many landscapes/portraits, too little plot/talk/story.
0.3
License to Wed (2007) 2/5
2008-02-23 02:10

Not good, actually. Who'd have though?
0.3
Martian Child (2007) 2/5
2008-02-21 23:38

Nah. Cliche.
0.3
We Own the Night (2007) 2/5
2008-01-29 01:36

Kind of boring and, well, stupid. Maybe the police and crime were like this in the 80s, not me to know that. It just felt kind of fake and lame.
0.3
December Boys (2007) 2/5
2007-12-06 18:10

Just your old plain growing up boys movie. Nothing, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, except it was boring like no other.
0.3
Hairspray (2007) 2/5
2007-11-12 21:22

Cliche. Boring...
0.3
Meet the Robinsons (2007) 2/5
2007-10-01 00:18

Dull, apart from the "Tom Selleck" moment.
0.3
Vacancy (2007) 2/5
2007-08-04 23:11

Unfortunately not so good.
0.3
Ensemble, c'est tout (2007) 2/5
2007-07-27 14:40

Just as with every other French movie you couldn't identify yourself with any of the characters. They were simply unlikeable. Plain story didn't help either (ENH2007).
0.3
Sejtanov ratnik (2006) 2/5
2007-05-24 17:16

Serbian's take on the fantasy genre. Results? Poor CGI and weak storyline targeted at young teenagers.
0.3
Spielwütigen, Die (2004) 2/5
2007-03-28 21:53

Boring/pointless. It certainly made the actors and teachers as weirdos. 5 funny minutes in America showing the completely different culture/attitude than in Europe.
0.3
Rocky Balboa (2006) 2/5
2007-03-19 00:35

Not quite on a par with other underdog stories, although I believe you perceive this movie differently when you are over 50. One great quote to remember, though: It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
0.3
Shortbus (2006) 2/5
2007-03-14 23:28

Great sex scenes and, unfortunately, not much else. Shallow story/flat characters/etc.
0.3
Paris, je t'aime (2006) 2/5
2007-03-02 00:42

Love, Paris. Paris, love. Maybe 2-3 good stories, others were kind of dull, despite having quite big names as directors.
0.3
Happy Feet (2006) 2/5
2007-02-27 01:27

Too simplistic/too long/too much music/too much dancing. Boring... Oscar for that? C'mon! The only good thing about this movie was the CGI, which was really top-notch and has set the new standards for the whole industry.
0.3
Flyboys (2006) 2/5
2007-01-26 23:54

Kind of boring and pointless. We've seen it all a zillion times. And CGI was not up to par with todays effects (all aircraft fights were cgi...).
0.3
Ballets russes (2005) 2/5
2007-01-03 01:14

Uhm... boring.
0.3
Wah-Wah (2005) 2/5
2006-12-30 01:45

Wah wah? Nah nah.
0.3
Alice (2005/I) 2/5
2006-12-27 02:06

Yet another movie in the missing child genre. Boring...
0.3
Miami Vice (2006) 2/5
2006-11-11 01:26

Didn't really catch my attention. I've even begun to think that I'm getting too old for Hollywood action movies but then I've read some trashing imdb reviews and everything went back to normal. This movie is simply bad!
0.3
Superman Returns (2006) 2/5
2006-11-07 00:57

I think that the outstanding problem with Superman is the fact that he is the Superman. Meaning, that his powers are limitless and he can basically do anything he wants. And that creates a little bit too wide disproportion between him and his enemies. In consequence there is no way to write a good script for him and this movie is a perfect example of that.
0.3
Requiem (2006) 2/5
2006-11-03 01:47

Uhm, boring and kind of not entertaining.
0.3
Beyza'nin kadinlari (2006) 2/5
2006-10-27 01:15

Boring/pointless.
0.3
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 2/5
2006-09-10 23:57

Weak story, weak acting and on top of that the race sequences are mostly computer generated, which makes them a far cry from BMW clips with Clive Owen. The only thing good in here was the music.
0.3
Diabel (2005) 2/5
2006-08-06 16:24

Poor.
0.3
Brothers of the Head (2005) 2/5
2006-07-28 23:40

Mockumentaries tire me (ENH2006).
0.3
Vital (2004) 2/5
2006-07-23 11:32

Very tiring (ENH2006).
0.3
Juste une question d'amour (2000) (TV) 2/5
2006-07-16 01:17

Uhm, no. I'll give it a strong 4 for trying to be different than all other gay/coming out movies. Bear Cub still holds the trophy for the best gay movie, followed closely by Brokeback Mountain.
0.3
Play (2005) 2/5
2006-06-24 00:49

Boring and kind of pointless.
0.3
Imagine Me & You (2005) 2/5
2006-06-19 01:21

Stupid as a pair of two old shoes, despite having two hottest chicks in Hollywood.
0.3
Ball & Chain (2004) 2/5
2006-05-11 21:12

Poor attempt at funny comedy.
0.3
Waqt: The Race Against Time (2005) 2/5
2006-05-01 23:05

As much bollywood as it gets.
0.3
Perdición de los hombres, La (2000) 2/5
2006-04-16 01:59

Good story, but weak acting, poor dialogue and lousy direction. Boring...
0.3
Tom yum goong (2005) 2/5
2006-03-14 20:22

Ong-bak was so much better...
0.3
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) 2.5/5
2023-05-27 15:59

Watchable.
0.3
Rye Lane (2023) 2.5/5
2023-05-04 22:04

Watchable. I'm not the target audience, though.
0.3
Taximetristi (2023) 2.5/5
2023-04-27 22:58

Somewhat good, somewhat weird, somehow doesn't go anywhere. Some of the dialogues are very sharp, though.
0.3
Le visiteur du futur / The Visitor from the Future (2022) 2.5/5
2023-04-23 23:34

Okeyish. Kinda cheesy, but has a few good moments.
0.3
Kill Bok-soon / Kill Boksoon (2023) 2.5/5
2023-04-22 23:35

Okayish at best. Just barely engaging.
0.3
Belye nochi pochtalyona Alekseya Tryapitsyna / The Postman's White Nights (2014) 2.5/5
2023-03-31 23:59

Even though nothing happens, it lures you in. Too bad it ultimately doesn't go anywhere.
0.3
Champions (2023) 2.5/5
2023-03-30 00:27

Watchable time filler. Woody Harrelson was ok.
0.3
Clouds (2020) 2.5/5
2023-03-24 23:54

Meh. Cliche of cliches. The main number's good, though.
0.3
De beentjes van Sint-Hildegard / The Marriage Escape (2020) 2.5/5
2023-03-24 22:29

Okeyish. Starts slowly, then picks up and is quite funny, but then ends in a very ambiguous way.
0.3
Gdzie diabeł nie może, tam baby pośle / Where the Devil Can't Go, He Sends a Woman... 2.5/5
2023-03-21 22:39

Meh. So-so.
0.3
Chrzciny (2022) 2.5/5
2023-03-19 23:13

"Wesele" it ain't although it tries very hard to be. It's a good effort, and the script isn't that bad, but the whole thing is okeyish at best.
0.3
When You Finish Saving the World (2022) 2.5/5
2023-03-01 22:08

Okeyish. Slightly boring, though.
0.3
Sharper (2023) 2.5/5
2023-02-22 23:23

Meh. It's a good watch, but the cons are so silly. And the whole concept of not vetting anyone who has direct contact with a billionaire is very naive.
0.3
Brigitte Bardot cudowna (2021) 2.5/5
2023-02-19 22:35

Meh, so-so.
0.3
Bardo, falsa crónica de unas cuantas verdades / Bardo: False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths... 2.5/5
2023-02-17 23:08

Intriguing at times, but ultimately boring.
0.3
Petite Maman (2021) 2.5/5
2023-02-05 23:23

Interesting concept, although the movie is a little bit boring, despite being quite short.
0.3
Bones and All (2022) 2.5/5
2022-12-19 23:33

Love in times of hunger. Hunger for blood and bones. Okeyish. Something just didn't click.
0.3
Mad God (2021) 2.5/5
2022-12-16 22:06

Great artwork, totally incomprehensible story.
0.3
Money Monster (2016) 2.5/5
2022-12-10 00:11

Meh. Only a couple of good scenes/dialogues, the rest is mediocre/been there, done that.
0.3
Bingo: O Rei das Manhãs / Bingo: The King of the Mornings (2017) 2.5/5
2022-12-04 21:37

Okeyish.
0.3
Mam na imię Sara / The Occupation / My Name Is Sara (2019) 2.5/5
2022-12-02 23:55

Meh. Nothing new here. Watchable, although Polish actors speaking English was not that great to hear.
0.3
Keep an Eye Out (2018) 2.5/5
2022-12-01 00:04

So-so. Expected more of Dupieux.
0.3
The Woman King (2022) 2.5/5
2022-11-09 22:52

Just ok. Cliche of cliches.
0.3
Funny Pages (2022) 2.5/5
2022-10-24 22:54

That one was weird. Very weird.
0.3
Clerks III (2022) 2.5/5
2022-10-13 22:30

Okeyish. Plays too much on the nostalgy.
0.3
Blonde (2022) 2.5/5
2022-10-08 22:49

Just ok. Drags on for way too long. Too psychotic, lacks substance, coherent storyline.
0.3
Alcarràs (2022) 2.5/5
2022-10-04 23:10

Just ok, not that great.
0.3
God's Creatures (2022) 2.5/5
2022-10-03 23:22

Meh. Good premise, great surroundings, but weirdly ambiguous last part of the movie, including/especially the ending.
0.3
Firebird (2021) 2.5/5
2022-09-28 23:23

Meh. Boring, predictable. Been there, done that.
0.3
Bisang seoneon / Emergency Declaration (2021) 2.5/5
2022-09-26 23:18

South Korea cannot disaster movies. Too many action turnarounds, too much absurdity. Just barely ok.
0.3
Vortex (2021) 2.5/5
2022-07-29 22:54

Difficult subject, even more difficult (to watch) film. Extremely tiring.
0.3
Lamb (2021) 2.5/5
2022-07-28 23:00

Just ok. Semi-interesting story/concept.
0.3
The French Dispatch (2021) 2.5/5
2022-07-26 23:36

Meh. I had a hard time enjoying any of it.
0.3
Sin señas particulares / Identifying Features (2020) 2.5/5
2022-07-20 23:16

So-so. Very so-so.
0.3
Nine Days (2020) 2.5/5
2022-07-17 23:05

Meh. Interesting concept, but the story is just not that engaging.
0.3
Sukienka / The Dress (Short, 2020) 2.5/5
2022-07-14 00:42

Meh.
0.3
Equals (2015) 2.5/5
2022-07-05 22:43

Meh. Boring... This story has been done too many times already, and much better at that too.
0.3
Men (2022) 2.5/5
2022-06-29 23:18

Meh. One big meh. Alex Garland, you can do so much better!
0.3
In Fabric (2018) 2.5/5
2022-06-28 00:44

Meh. Very so-so, though the absurdity was on the right level.
0.3
Big Bug (2022) 2.5/5
2022-06-06 22:17

Meh. Very, very mediocre.
0.3
King of the Belgians (2016) 2.5/5
2022-05-18 22:41

Meh. So-so.
0.3
Moonfall (2022) 2.5/5
2022-05-14 21:13

So, so over the top. It had to have everything. Just so-so.
0.3
Buladó (2020) 2.5/5
2022-05-10 22:50

Meh. So-so. Too artsy. too little substance for me.
0.3
Scream (2022) 2.5/5
2022-05-03 02:00

Meh. Scream (5) strikes again. Okeyish at best, though I have to say it pays a great deal of homage to the original(s).
0.3
Kraj / The Land (2021) 2.5/5
2022-04-11 00:26

Meh. So-so..
0.3
The Morning Show S02 (TV Series, 2021) 2.5/5
2022-04-07 01:00

Meh. Very so-so. Not engaging, not that funny. Too cringe-worthy.
0.3
American Sicario (2021) 2.5/5
2022-03-21 22:49

B-class action... crap. Well, semi crap as I did last till the end.
0.3
Euphoria S02 (TV Series, 2022) 2.5/5
2022-03-11 23:06

Meh. Watched it on rewind. Has some good moments, but most of the time it's just meh.
0.3
Licorice Pizza (2021) 2.5/5
2022-03-04 23:47

Meh. Much ado about nothing. Boring, senseless. Quite funny at times but that's about it.
0.3
The Last Full Measure (2019) 2.5/5
2022-03-02 23:09

Okeyish. A little bit too much pathos, patriotism, all that. Also some of the dialogues were pretty terrible.
0.3
Kimi (2022) 2.5/5
2022-02-27 23:12

It's a somewhat decent story, but it's not really a good movie. He/they tried, though. Computer things are just not "right".
0.3
Red Notice (2021) 2.5/5
2022-01-10 01:00

Meh. Very so-so.
0.3
Together (2021) 2.5/5
2021-09-27 00:09

Meh. Okeyish at best.
0.3
Genesis (2018) 2.5/5
2021-09-26 22:43

Meh. So-so.
0.3
Malignant (2021) 2.5/5
2021-09-10 23:06

What have I just seen... Bad acting, bad dialogues, semi-decent story. All consists of a B-class horror. Meh.
0.3
Cruella (2021) 2.5/5
2021-09-01 00:18

Meh. Okeyish, but that's about it. Too naive/fairytale like.
0.3
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) 2.5/5
2021-08-29 20:27

So-so. Has some funny moments, but overall it's just one big meh.
0.3
Archive (2020) 2.5/5
2021-06-30 23:08

So-so at best.
0.3
Elle (2016) 2.5/5
2021-06-23 23:01

That was not a good movie. Nope, it wasn't.
0.3
Ash Is Purest White (2018) 2.5/5
2021-06-19 23:23

Very so-so.
0.3
Bon Cop Bad Cop 2 (2017) 2.5/5
2021-06-02 22:19

Meh. Too stupid/ridiculous.
0.3
Falling (2020) 2.5/5
2021-03-19 20:04

So-so.
0.3
Saint Maud (2019) 2.5/5
2021-02-10 23:02

It was okeyish.
0.3
Theresa & Allison (2019) 2.5/5
2021-01-17 22:21

Pretty crappy movie. However, it was about the vampires, so it dragged me in.
0.3
Run (2020) 2.5/5
2021-01-14 22:11

Been there, done that. Nothing new here. Same old tired story.
0.3
Chemia / Chemo (2015) 2.5/5
2020-12-30 21:49

So-so. Too cringy at times.
0.3
Magnezja / Magnesium (2020) 2.5/5
2020-12-12 22:05

Meh. Very so-so.
0.3
Heaven Knows What (2014) 2.5/5
2020-11-28 22:22

So-so.
0.3
Bad Banks S02 (TV Mini-Series, 2020) 2.5/5
2020-11-24 22:20

First season was great. This one is just one big meh.
0.3
Time Lapse (2014) 2.5/5
2020-10-10 22:13

Meh. Too stupid.
0.3
Babyteeth (2019) 2.5/5
2020-08-14 23:07

Meh. Very so-so.
0.3
Where'd You Go, Bernadette (2019) 2.5/5
2020-08-13 22:47

Meh. You can do better, Mr Linklater!
0.3
Da 5 Bloods (2020) 2.5/5
2020-08-09 22:34

Meh. Could have been good.
0.3
Excentrycy, czyli po slonecznej stronie ulicy (2015) 2.5/5
2020-07-18 22:02

So-so.
0.3
Fuck for Forest (2012) 2.5/5
2020-07-16 22:11

Meh.
0.3
Krew Boga / The Mute (2018) 2.5/5
2020-06-18 21:45

Meh. Very so-so.
0.3
Frozen II (2019) 2.5/5
2020-06-13 19:50

Meh.
0.3
Żelazny most / The Iron Bridge (2019) 2.5/5
2020-06-13 16:02

Meh. TV production and it shows.
0.3
Bad Boy (2020) 2.5/5
2020-06-01 22:21

I was wondering why this movie was so bad and the dialogues so terrible. but during end credits I noticed who had directed this - Patryk Vega - and all was clear. Meh.
0.3
Nan Fang Che Zhan De Ju Hui / The Wild Goose Lake (2019) 2.5/5
2020-05-28 22:24

Meh. Very so-so.
0.3
Planet of the Humans (2019) 2.5/5
2020-05-03 22:39

Meh. So one sided, so misleading (if not lying straight).
0.3
The Counselor (2013) 2.5/5
2020-04-29 22:56

Meh. Kinda ok, but too convoluted.
0.3
Bad Boys for Life (2020) 2.5/5
2020-04-13 22:21

Meh.
0.3
The Invisible Man (2020) 2.5/5
2020-04-11 22:25

Meh. So many plot holes it's ridiculous.
0.3
21 Bridges (2019) 2.5/5
2020-04-02 22:14

Meh. Crappy script, so-so execution.
0.3
Marfa Girl 2 (2018) 2.5/5
2020-03-19 21:55

Meh.
0.3
Ciemno, prawie noc / Dark, Almost Night (2019) 2.5/5
2019-12-11 22:04

Meh. Too complicated and too much mysticism.
0.3
The Last Black Man in San Francisco (2019) 2.5/5
2019-12-10 22:01

Mhm, too artsy for my taste.
0.3
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) 2.5/5
2019-10-20 17:21

Meh. Just non-stop senseless killing.
0.3
Avengers: Endgame (2019) 2.5/5
2019-08-13 22:12

What a mess. Nothing makes sense. Every bad movie franchise must resort to time travel when it cannot think of anything smarter. And with that, the story becomes an incoherent mess.
0.3
Durante la tormenta / Mirage (2018) 2.5/5
2019-07-04 11:53

Meh. Same old tired movie concept, move along.
0.3
Fighting with My Family (2019) 2.5/5
2019-06-23 22:17

Okeyish. The end credits were the most rewarding.
0.3
Us (2019) 2.5/5
2019-06-18 22:32

Meh. Expected something much much better.
0.3
Cyborgs: Heroes Never Die (2017) 2.5/5
2019-04-18 22:19

Okayish.
0.3
Kodachrome (2017) 2.5/5
2019-04-01 22:27

Meh.
0.3
Wszystkie nieprzespane noce / All These Sleepless Nights (2016) 2.5/5
2019-02-10 22:16

Okeyish. Kind of good, kind of boring, pointless.
0.3
Tower. A Bright Day. (2017) 2.5/5
2019-02-03 22:35

Weird. Very weird.
0.3
Top of the Lake S02 (TV Series, 2017) 2.5/5
2018-12-06 22:20

Bleh. Such a waste of time. Much much worse than the original first season.
0.3
Snow Angels (2007) 2.5/5
2018-11-17 18:07

Kind of OK, but flawed greatly with senseless scenes and dialogues.
0.3
A Quiet Place (2018) 2.5/5
2018-07-08 23:07

Meh. Too stupid. And the newborn baby being quiet all the time, yeah right.
0.3
The Lego Batman Movie (2017) 2.5/5
2018-06-16 18:43

Meh.
0.3
Black Panther (2018) 2.5/5
2018-05-31 23:52

Meh.
0.3
The Disaster Artist (2017) 2.5/5
2018-04-08 23:24

Heh and meh. I don't know. The best part is the scene after the credits roll (plus 2 to the rating).
0.3
Atomic Blonde (2017) 2.5/5
2018-02-13 22:12

Meh. Kind of engaging, but mostly just stupid.
0.3
Baby Driver (2017) 2.5/5
2018-02-07 23:49

Meh. Terribly stupid. Kinda enjoyable too.
0.3
Eshtebak / Clash (2016) 2.5/5
2018-01-20 17:04

So-so. Very chaotic, without any coherent story whatsoever.
0.3
Going in Style (2017) 2.5/5
2017-10-02 23:52

Kind of ok. Kind of boring and predictable too.
0.3
Adam (2009) 2.5/5
2017-07-04 23:41

Meh. Too simplistic, too chaotic, too cliche, too cringe worthy.
0.3
Koto no ha no niwa / The Garden of Words (2013) 2.5/5
2017-06-28 22:53

Meh.
0.3
Fences (2016) 2.5/5
2017-05-13 22:47

Very so-so. Too much theatrical, too much dialogue, too many irritating scenes, too little action.
0.3
Zjednoczone stany miłości / United States of Love (2016) 2.5/5
2017-05-11 23:30

Meh. Yet another Polish movie where almost every character is nervous, chaotic and depressed. The movie has its moments, but it did not appeal to me.
0.3
Busanhaeng / Train to Busan (2016) 2.5/5
2017-02-27 23:57

Koreans can't make Zombie movies. Sorry. Way over the top. Way too many cringe worthy characters, dialogs and scenes. It's watchable, but cannot compare with any US-made zombie flick.
0.3
View from a Blue Moon (2015) 2.5/5
2016-11-22 01:04

More like a series of music-videos, instead of a proper documentary. Maybe a 100 words is being said throughout the whole movie. I did not get to know John Florence. I only saw him surf.
0.3
Goksung / The Wailing (2016) 2.5/5
2016-10-24 00:50

I'm not sure what to think of it. First of all, it was way too long. And second, way too confusing. I've read imdb forums, even watched some "explanatory video" only to discover that it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Weird, ambiguous movie.
0.3
Captain America: Civil War (2016) 2.5/5
2016-10-10 00:03

Ugh. It's probably the 10th or so "superheroes" movie that I had watched since saying "I won't watch any other superhero movie from now on". I skip some of the really crappy ones (Spider-Man, Transformers, blah blah not a superhero movie, but hey okey), but I don't skip those advertised as being good. This one good is not. Oh no. It's pretty terrible and senseless all the way through. It's saved by two awesome punchlines ("- I'm Steve. -I don't care" and "Manchurian Candidate"), but only partially. It's still a really, really bad movie. Enjoyable, but bad bad bad.
0.3
Blood Father (2016) 2.5/5
2016-10-04 23:12

Meh. Too simplistic/too stupid. Watchable, but probably not worth your while.
0.3
Panie Dulskie (2015) 2.5/5
2016-06-15 00:17

Meh.
0.3
Hail, Caesar! (2016) 2.5/5
2016-05-28 23:38

Kind of OK, but also kind of boring and pointless.
0.3
Moje córki krowy / These Daughters of Mine (2015) 2.5/5
2016-05-27 23:55

Meh. Poor dialogs and characters, but a somewhat ok story.
0.3
Joy (2015) 2.5/5
2016-05-03 23:33

Meh. Too simplistic. Felt like a movie for teenagers.
0.3
Er ist wieder da / Look Who's Back (2015) 2.5/5
2016-04-06 23:26

So-so.
0.3
Creed (2015) 2.5/5
2016-03-20 23:55

Kind of boring and full of cringe worthy moments. Watchable, but not much more than that.
0.3
Woodlawn (2015) 2.5/5
2016-01-08 23:26

Meh. Too religious for my taste, with too little sport.
0.3
Roald Dahl's Esio Trot (2014) 2.5/5
2016-01-05 23:11

Meh. Predictable and somewhat annoying, with just a little bit of charm to keep you occupied.
0.3
Darbareye Elly / About Elly (2009) 2.5/5
2015-12-29 00:23

So-so. All those lies in order to keep honour. Meh.
0.3
Victoria (2015) 2.5/5
2015-11-22 23:35

This was OKEYISH. I give it some credit for shooting in one long shot. The rest was just ok. Just lots of stupidity all around.
0.3
Goodnight Mummy (2014) 2.5/5
2015-10-22 00:02

Uhh... it is a pretty weird movie and I'm not sure I have enjoyed it. The "revealing" is kind of good, though.
0.3
Im Keller / In the Basement (2014) 2.5/5
2015-10-20 00:07

I think it would be better for those things those people do in their basements if they remained there.
0.3
Spy (2015) 2.5/5
2015-09-19 23:58

Meh. Watchable and it has some good jokes in it, but it's so stupid and cringe worthy at the same time.
0.3
W ukryciu / In Hiding (2013) 2.5/5
2015-08-27 22:37

Not my cup of tea. It was a good movie, but the main character was too psychotic for me.
0.3
Mia madre / My Mother (2015) 2.5/5
2015-08-09 00:07

Okeyish. A little bit too sophisticated for me.
0.3
Home (2015) 2.5/5
2015-07-25 18:31

So-so. It's watchable, but not that much enjoyable.
0.3
Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter (2014) 2.5/5
2015-07-14 23:48

Yeah, ok...
0.3
Penguins of Madagascar (2014) 2.5/5
2015-07-04 19:03

So-so. Few good laughs, but apart from that it's mostly meh.
0.3
Last Vegas (2013) 2.5/5
2015-06-22 23:29

So-so. Good beginning with some intelligent jokes, but goes downhill quickly afterwards.
0.3
The Interview (2014) 2.5/5
2015-05-25 22:51

Okay-ish. Few good laughs and that's pretty much it.
0.3
Focus (2015) 2.5/5
2015-05-16 23:16

So-so. Enjoyable at times, but way too mixed up with romance and cons.
0.3
Bai ri yan huo / Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014) 2.5/5
2015-02-25 23:39

Very psychodelic and somewhat unlikeable. Did not enjoy it much.
0.3
Redirected (2014) 2.5/5
2015-02-05 18:52

So-so. Not that engaging nor funny. And it ends abruptly without any conclusion...
0.3
John Wick (2014) 2.5/5
2015-01-27 00:40

So-so. Watchable, but too stupid to be really engaging. Cannot even compare to Equalizer or Eastern Promises.
0.3
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) 2.5/5
2015-01-16 00:09

It was ok. Silly or even plainly stupid, but entertaining enough to keep me going.
0.3
The Skeleton Twins (2014) 2.5/5
2014-12-18 00:05

So-so. A little bit boring and not so enjoyable.
0.3
22 Jump Street (2014) 2.5/5
2014-11-05 23:45

Heh. The ending was awesome, I'll give it that. But the rest... uh... not so much.
0.3
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) 2.5/5
2014-10-20 23:32

Uh... it wasn't that bad. It wasn't good either. Such a waste...
0.3
The Raid 2: Berandal (2014) 2.5/5
2014-10-10 00:02

One man army continues. Very so-so now. Too complicated, characters made no sense, etc. etc.
0.3
RoboCop (2014) 2.5/5
2014-05-19 00:08

Stupid movies are stupid. That's how it is and nothing can be done about it. The plot makes absolutely no sense at all. But hey, there's at least some half-decent action!
0.3
Filth (2013) 2.5/5
2014-02-05 23:58

So-so. Rather tiring than entertaining.
0.3
Museum Hours (2012) 2.5/5
2014-01-22 23:55

Very artsy film. Very hard to enjoy, but there are some excellent parts, like with the tour guide giving her perspective on Bruegel's paintings.
0.3
Gam-si-ja-deul / Cold Eyes (2013) 2.5/5
2014-01-13 23:58

Watchable. But only barely good. Way too Superman-like (i.e. main protagonist has superhero-like abilities, which ruins the movie).
0.3
7-beon-bang-ui seon-mul / Miracle in Cell No. 7 (2013) 2.5/5
2014-01-02 00:27

Very so-so. Too forced. Felt like a cheap Bollywood tearjerker.
0.3
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013) 2.5/5
2013-11-28 22:05

Ah, the British sense of humor. You might like it. I did not. Only one really good joke "Trust me, Susan" (pointing at Susan Boyle).
0.3
2 Guns (2013) 2.5/5
2013-11-14 23:05

Meh.
0.3
The Conjuring (2013) 2.5/5
2013-10-08 23:37

Exorcism part 943. Nothing to see here, move along.
0.3
Vishwaroopam / The Jihadi Warrior (2013) 2.5/5
2013-07-07 23:37

Ugh, damn those Bollywood movies with their inflated imdb scores. It's really just a mediocre action flick with lots of cringe-worthy moments and silly plot. Thankfully it has managed to keep me engaged enough to finish it.
0.3
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) 2.5/5
2013-06-28 23:35

Very so-so Rambo-style flick. Full of absurds and stupidity, but oh well, what can you expect.
0.3
Yi dai zong shi / The Grandmaster (2013) 2.5/5
2013-06-15 23:13

Hmm... Seems it was not my cup of coffee. It's got great visuals, but the emphasis is on poetics and art. A convoluted story doesn't help either.
0.3
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) 2.5/5
2013-06-06 22:46

Very so-so. It's watchable, but it should be tagged as "Family" as it's way too kiddie like. Bryan Singer doing that? Color me surprised.
0.3
The Last Stand (2013) 2.5/5
2013-05-21 23:30

This movie is actually quite bad, but it has Arnie in it! Guess that makes it a must see, even though he sure looks like a "grandpa" rather than a super-hero saving the world.
0.3
Gangster Squad (2013) 2.5/5
2013-04-06 23:19

Very, very so-so. Below mediocre direction, crappy dialogs and not that ambitious storyline make for a movie that you watch, but it does not keep you on your toes.
0.3
Anna Karenine (2012) 2.5/5
2013-02-09 23:05

Very so-so. Felt too artsy and all the drama felt really superficial (i.e. it has failed to grab my attention).
0.3
Prayers for Bobby (TV Movie, 2009) 2.5/5
2013-02-06 23:06

Very mixed feelings. It's a very good story - add to that that it's based on real ppl and events - but the way it was presented (the acting, the way over the top drama, the dialogs) left a lot to be desired (i.e. I could not stop cringing).
0.3
Hotel Transylvania (2012) 2.5/5
2013-01-13 23:16

So-so. Too much kiddie-alike. Too absurd, too stupid dialogs, too stupid and predictable plot. Too many cringe-worthy scenes.
0.3
Savages (2012) 2.5/5
2012-11-07 23:10

Only half-decent. It's watchable, but it could have been so much better! Too many weird scenes, too many cringe-worthy moments, totally ruined ending ("this is how I have imagined it"... wth?).
0.3
Whores' Glory (2011) 2.5/5
2012-08-28 23:05

Only mediocre. Generally quite boring.
0.3
The Avengers (2012) 2.5/5
2012-08-25 23:14

What do you do when you have a bunch of superheroes, each of them indestructible and immortal, and you want to make a movie with them? First thing you have to come up with a script which is better than half-stupid. Unfortunately Avengers don't fall into this category. The story is so stupid and so full of holes that it made me cringe a lot. Premium example of that is when superheroes instead of fighting bad aliens are rescuing civilians who are trapped in a bus... Thousands are dying in the streets (presumably, not a single dying civilian is shown!) but rescuing few civilians is more important than saving the world. Eh. Very, very mediocre movie.
0.3
Battleship (2012) 2.5/5
2012-08-05 22:50

Quite bad, but not really much worse than all other US super-blockbusters (think Transformers...). Once you switch your brain off, it starts to be enjoyable.
0.3
Elles / Sponsoring (2011) 2.5/5
2012-07-26 16:55

Too shallow, too simple.
0.3
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011) 2.5/5
2012-07-12 23:24

Very so-so. Too many cringe-worthy scenes. Too weird of a story.
0.3
God Bless America (2011) 2.5/5
2012-06-23 23:35

Kind of a let down. Expected something totally different. Plus it didn't manage to engage me enough in the action. Too much superficial dialogs.
0.3
Coriolanus (2011) 2.5/5
2012-05-14 23:30

So-so. I could not really understand the English language they used, not understand the motivation behind certain actions of the main characters.
0.3
My Week with Marilyn (2011) 2.5/5
2012-02-27 23:35

Very so-so. Somehow I don't find movies depicting stars (and especially female ones and especially fucked up like Marilyn Monroe was) that much amusing.
0.3
Hugo (2011) 2.5/5
2012-02-18 23:30

What a let down. 11 Oscar nominations, imdb top250 #200. This has got to be a really exceptional movie. Except it's not. Sure, story is OK, but it's really dragging on... oh and the kids. Pretentious smart asses, better than everyone and solving problems of the adults. Really hate those kind of movies... And sure, it did not help that I knew nothing about Georges Méliès (excuse my ignorance if you can...). Sure, cinematography is good, but there's really too much CGI. It's beautiful, but I kind of wish it was more "real" feel to it. CGI just feels artificial.
0.3
Puss in Boots (2011) 2.5/5
2012-02-12 23:14

Very so-so. Too predictable & engaging story.
0.3
San taam / Mad Detective (2007) 2.5/5
2012-01-16 23:20

Very so-so. Too absurd as for my tastes.
0.3
Blackthorn (2011) 2.5/5
2011-12-16 23:00

So-so. A little too slow paced.
0.3
Le refuge (2009) 2.5/5
2011-11-30 23:10

So-so. It's good, but I just couldn't identify myself with the main character (the pregnant girl). I could not justify her actions.
0.3
Wu xia / Swordsmen (2011) 2.5/5
2011-11-28 23:03

Very so-so. Too many magical/absurd things in it, to be worthwhile.
0.3
Melancholia (2011) 2.5/5
2011-11-12 23:00

Overall so-so. Lars von Trier always created controversial movies and this one's no different. And even though it's engaging, you could not really sympathize with any of the characters.
0.3
Rare Exports (2010) 2.5/5
2011-11-07 23:03

So-so. Momentarily enjoyable, but nothing apart from that. And we did NOT get to see the Santa!
0.3
The Son of No One (2011) 2.5/5
2011-10-25 23:03

Decent story with a very disappointing resolution. The motivations of the person sending the letters are not really well explained (or in other words - they simply made no sense).
0.3
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 2.5/5
2011-10-18 22:45

Very so-so. Those latest super-budget superhero movies are really really lame. Only Thor was nice and only because of good humor (story was still so-so). And the 2nd part spoiler was the worst.
0.3
Onigamiden / Legend of the Millennium Dragon (2011) 2.5/5
2011-10-11 23:20

Only so-so. Feels like Princess Mononoke meets Avatar, only less action and more useless dialogs (characters explaining their true intentions, despite it being to their disadvantage). The whole concept was OK, just the execution was very flawed.
0.3
Snowtown / The Snowtown Murders (2011) 2.5/5
2011-09-24 22:40

So-so. Haven't really managed to capture my attention. The motives behind each killing were somehow not explained in full.
0.3
The Tree of Life (2011) 2.5/5
2011-09-21 17:36

Way too poetic for me. Sure, the Hubble telescope shots are awesome, but I've seen them a hundred times already. Same goes for evolution shots, although the dinosaurs were cool. Shame there was so little of them. But wasn't it supposed to be a drama not a National Geographic movie?
0.3
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 2.5/5
2011-09-05 23:03

Very so-so. Felt forced; just for the money. Not that engaging and quite absurd momentarily. Even Johnny Depp could not save it.
0.3
Fast Five (2011) 2.5/5
2011-08-19 23:30

Stupid, stupid, stupid up to a point of being ridiculous (good luck hauling the safe using race car(s)). I really have no idea why It has so big imdb rating. I mean it's a good watch - the action sequences are decent - but it insults my intelligence too much.
0.3
Klovn: The Movie (2010) 2.5/5
2011-08-14 23:10

Quite bad to be honest. Very, very stupid. Actually more stupid than you might expect. But, unfortunately, funny too. So it's kind a mixed feeling.
0.3
Paul (2011) 2.5/5
2011-06-16 23:15

So-so. Yes, there were some funny moments, true, but the amount of absurdity/stupidity/ignorance was at the point of insulting me and my intelligence. And even though the main /alien/ character shared my first name (and that's how the movie is called too) it only gave it a slight advantage in my overall rating, which is this: barely ok.
0.3
Chico & Rita (2010) 2.5/5
2011-05-13 23:10

So-so. I don't know why, but it failed to capture my attention. It was dragging on at the beginning for so long that I've completely lost interest in it and started doing something else simultaneously. The story was good, just the pace of it was way too slow.
0.3
The Green Hornet (2011) 2.5/5
2011-04-26 23:13

Very, very stupid. Actually it kind of insulted my intelligence at times. But it was funny too, if only momentarily. Overall its so-so.
0.3
The Mechanic (2011) 2.5/5
2011-04-24 22:40

Quite bad if you ask me. Statham's movies are getting worse and worse with each new one out. It's so absurdly stupid it made me cringe. Half-decent action sequences saved it, otherwise I would've stopped watching it halfway through.
0.3
Essential Killing (2010) 2.5/5
2011-03-21 22:55

Much too ambiguous as for my taste. Too artistic, although I must admit that the first half was quite good. It's the second half and the ending, with its symbolism, that got me bored.
0.3
Aa! Megamisama! / Ah! My Goddess!: The Movie (2000) 2.5/5
2011-03-12 22:58

Very so-so. Reminded me a little bit about Sailor Moon.
0.3
Aruitemo aruitemo (2008) 2.5/5
2011-02-17 23:09

Not really engaging. It has rather put me to sleep instead of taking me in.
0.3
Macross Frontier: The False Songstress (Gekijôban Makurosu F: Itsuwari no utahime) (2009) 2.5/5
2011-02-02 23:03

Very so-so. Excellent visuals, but that's about it.
0.3
Rock On!! (2008) 2.5/5
2011-01-13 22:42

So-so. It's ok but only as far as Bollywood movies go. Too cliche, too naive, too unrealistic, too absurd.
0.3
Ninja Assassin (2009) 2.5/5
2010-11-16 20:55

So-so. Way too unrealistic.
0.3
Daybreakers (2009) 2.5/5
2010-11-13 22:41

Mediocre at best.
0.3
Edge of Darkness (2010) 2.5/5
2010-10-02 22:50

So-so. I guess I've expected another Taken.
0.3
Cop Out (2010) 2.5/5
2010-08-20 00:13

Very so-so.
0.3
A Wednesday (2008) 2.5/5
2010-06-16 00:57

So-so. I've seen it all before. And this time it's even quite poorly made.
0.3
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) 2.5/5
2010-03-04 01:28

Quite poor, actually. Only momentarily funny.
0.3
Whip It (2009) 2.5/5
2010-02-14 23:38

So-so. It seems I'm really getting too old for those teenage movies.
0.3
City of Life and Death (2009) 2.5/5
2009-11-08 00:07

Felt more like a fictionalized documentary rather than drama. Much less worse than John Rabe, which was extraordinary.
0.3
Serce na dloni (2008) 2.5/5
2009-06-20 00:05

So-so. Rather boring as I've slept through most of it.
0.3
One Week (2008/I) 2.5/5
2009-06-05 00:10

So-so. And more so than so.
0.3
Nine Lives (2005) 2.5/5
2009-04-22 17:25

Ok, I s'pose. Little bit without context, just some stories, not necessairly very interconnected.
0.3
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) 2.5/5
2009-04-06 23:06

OK, I guess. Nothing out of the average.
0.3
"Dexter" Season 3 (2008) 2.5/5
2009-03-29 21:17

Third season blows. Everything's so lame... No new, fresh ideas, only old ones played over and over again.
0.3
Somers Town (2008) 2.5/5
2009-01-28 18:02

Hmm... not really know what to say. Was ok, I guess.
0.3
Copying Beethoven (2006) 2.5/5
2009-01-26 23:49

Did not move me...
0.3
Kabluey (2007) 2.5/5
2009-01-24 15:38

Uhm, so-so. Or perhaps even less so.
0.3
Hái-kak chhit-ho (2008) 2.5/5
2009-01-07 00:00

Supposedly the biggest Taiwanese movie. Like ever. Well, I guess it was ok. Very messy at the beginning, I've almost stopped watching. Only after reading the review on imdb (telling me not to care about the beginning) I resumed playing. Overally it's just a love story, that is way too long and way too complicated (too many subplots...). And yes, I did not quite catch most of it.
0.3
Señal, La (2007) 2.5/5
2008-11-18 23:48

Classic film noir from Argentina. A little bit boring and too complicated.
0.3
Soom (2007) 2.5/5
2008-11-12 00:11

Did not really understand it. Despite imdb comments.
0.3
Petelinji zajtrk (2007) 2.5/5
2008-11-06 00:04

Just ok. It's been played before over and over again. Same characters, basically the same story. Felt like a remake.
0.3
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 2.5/5
2008-11-05 00:24

Funny, although, again, too kiddie, too simplistic, too naive.
0.3
Hancock (2008) 2.5/5
2008-11-01 23:40

Good premises wasted by a weak and messy execution.
0.3
Shilje sanghwang (2000) 2.5/5
2008-10-20 01:04

One of the early master's works.
0.3
Fauteuils d'orchestre (2006) 2.5/5
2008-09-27 20:25

Bearable, although I still ask the same question: why do French people in French movies have to be so miserable for so insignificant reasons?
0.3
Ekusu makina (2007) 2.5/5
2008-09-17 00:48

So-so. Too many too stupid characteristics of the future. Just too simple, too naive, too... Vexille, in similar theme, was so much better...
0.3
Definitely, Maybe (2008) 2.5/5
2008-07-26 22:00

Uhm, so-so. Just a bit better than your average hollywood romantic comedy.
0.3
Amants criminels, Les (1999) 2.5/5
2008-07-20 15:40

One seriously fucked up story. But it's French, so it's ok...
0.3
The Children of Huang Shi (2008) 2.5/5
2008-07-05 00:50

Big ambitions, poor resolution. Great story ruined by weak script and poor acting. Could've been so much better...
0.3
Untraceable (2008) 2.5/5
2008-05-10 00:27

Just ok. One stereotype chases the other.
0.3
Sleuth (2007) 2.5/5
2008-03-07 00:16

Kind of pointless and pretentious.
0.3
Feast of Love (2007) 2.5/5
2008-03-01 00:08

Too... everything. Just did not touch me.
0.3
Slipstream (2007) 2.5/5
2008-02-24 01:07

Complicated. Much. Weird. Oh yes. Tiring. Too much.
0.3
The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) 2.5/5
2008-02-15 00:44

Some great moments (especially in the beginning), followed by lots of cheesy ones. Could be good, is only barely ok.
0.3
Tetsuo (1989) 2.5/5
2008-01-13 22:56

Artistic hard-core. Metal masturbation.
0.3
Rush Hour 3 (2007) 2.5/5
2007-12-08 00:34

Mediocre fun.
0.3
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) 2.5/5
2007-11-08 00:52

Good moments mixed with totally terrible ones. The result: average. Mental note: really really stop watching this kiddie stuff.
0.3
Spider-Man 3 (2007) 2.5/5
2007-09-01 23:55

Spider-Man 3 aka Shit-Man 3. I must stop watching those kiddie movies. I'm way too old for this.
0.3
Un amour à taire (2005) (TV) 2.5/5
2007-08-13 00:55

Unlikeable characters, hardly believable plot plus some horribly bad scenes (the ending memorial for one). It was a good story yet told in a barely bearable French way. On the whole it was quite saddening, though.
0.3
Coeurs (2006) 2.5/5
2007-08-08 19:21

Boring/pointless.
0.3
Farväl Falkenberg (2006) 2.5/5
2007-07-25 18:05

Almost exact copy of Gus Van Sant's Last Days (ENH2007).
0.3
Irina Palm (2007) 2.5/5
2007-07-20 10:40

So-so. Just like the other similar movies (The Full Monty, Calendar Girls and Saving Grace) (ENH2007).
0.3
Optimisti (2006) 2.5/5
2007-05-23 00:53

Couple of loosely coupled stories. Not so great. I think that Goran Paskaljevic is just not for me.
0.3
San zimske noci (2004) 2.5/5
2007-05-22 01:11

Hm... it was just barely ok. I couldn't really relate to the main character.
0.3
Peaceful Warrior (2006) 2.5/5
2007-05-17 00:37

Boring...
0.3
The Ex (2007) 2.5/5
2007-05-13 00:10

Too simple/too stupid.
0.3
Sleeping Dogs Lie (2005) 2.5/5
2007-05-04 02:08

Just OK.
0.3
Je vais bien, ne t'en fais pas (2006) 2.5/5
2007-04-11 01:44

It's been a while since the last time I've seen a French movie. Nothing changed, though. French are still weird people with strange problems that I could not, for the love of God, relate to. Despite trying very hard. I just could not.
0.3
Severance (2006) 2.5/5
2007-03-26 01:19

So-so. Good start, bad finish. And, unfortunately, has quite cheesy moments here and there.
0.3
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) 2.5/5
2007-02-21 01:01

Too stupid for my taste and on top of that they've butchered Goran Bregovic's classics!
0.3
For Your Consideration (2006) 2.5/5
2007-02-18 20:37

It's the same crew that did those other mockumentaries. The Guest crew. And this one's just the same as the others. Few funny moments, but overall it's not that good.
0.3
Marie Antoinette (2006) 2.5/5
2007-02-17 00:27

Girlish middle ages. No story, it felt more like a music video. Although I must admin, the images were gorgeous.
0.3
Saw III (2006) 2.5/5
2007-01-09 01:38

So-so. The first part was the best (as is usually the case with remakes).
0.3
Snakes on a Plane (2006) 2.5/5
2006-12-30 22:47

Much ado about nothing! Apart from the few funny moments, it's nothing special. The best part is actually the music video in the end. Oh, and on top of that most of the snakes are just CGI...
0.3
Step Up (2006) 2.5/5
2006-12-25 23:18

Naive and schematic, barely watchable, although the opening and closing dance scenes were quite good.
0.3
Crank (2006) 2.5/5
2006-12-23 00:03

Crank aka Rambo on Steroids. Quite stupid, of course, but what's worse it's not too good.
0.3
Man of the Year (2006) 2.5/5
2006-12-20 01:35

Not as good as I've expected it to be. Too many flaws in the story.
0.3
Cidade Baixa (2005) 2.5/5
2006-12-06 01:33

Brazilian love triangle. So-so, despite having hot sex scenes.
0.3
The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) 2.5/5
2006-12-03 00:44

A little bit boring, especially for a movie treating about sex.
0.3
Shi gan (2006) 2.5/5
2006-11-15 01:45

Mediocre work from an exceptional director.
0.3
Angel-A (2005) 2.5/5
2006-11-10 01:56

So-so.
0.3
The Quiet Earth (1985) 2.5/5
2006-11-02 01:47

Vintage Sci-Fi with a very promising synopsis and much poorer realization.
0.3
Nacho Libre (2006) 2.5/5
2006-10-28 20:29

Stupid and funny to some extent. Just as every other Jack Black's movie.
0.3
Szpital przemienienia (1979) 2.5/5
2006-10-18 00:37

Uneven and that's all I can say about this movie.
0.3
Hodet over vannet (1994) 2.5/5
2006-10-09 00:59

So-so.
0.3
Lemming (2005) 2.5/5
2006-09-21 23:34

French movie with French people with French problems plus one lemming.
0.3
C(r)ook (2004) 2.5/5
2006-09-19 00:15

Weak story with many loopholes and not really that funny, despite being a German movie (and I just love German cinema).
0.3
Reise der Hoffnung (1990) 2.5/5
2006-09-06 00:24

I've seen one too many movies like this. Nothing new here.
0.3
Take the Lead (2006) 2.5/5
2006-09-04 01:11

So bad and so stupid it's ridiculous. It gets 3 points for one good Tango sequence and another 2 for being based on a true story.
0.3
Ja wam pokaze! (2006) 2.5/5
2006-08-05 01:19

Polish romantic comedy at its best (meaning crappy diagloues, poor acting, etc.).
0.3
Tylko mnie kochaj (2006) 2.5/5
2006-08-04 19:25

Poor dialogues and acting, much too unrealistic environment (like in "everything's perfect") and a very simple story. Polish take on romantic comedy genre.
0.3
Drawing Restraint 9 (2005) 2.5/5
2006-07-27 12:45

Contemporary cinema. I'm getting accustomed to it (ENH2006).
0.3
Be with Me (2005) 2.5/5
2006-07-21 12:00

So-so (ENH2006).
0.3
Kod amidze Idriza (2004) 2.5/5
2006-07-17 00:42

Sort of boring...
0.3
Block Party (2005) 2.5/5
2006-07-11 01:20

Didn't really catch my attention, although the music was quite good.
0.3
Mais im Bundeshuus: le génie helvétique (2003) 2.5/5
2006-07-01 19:18

Political drama from Switzerland. Politics is usually boring and so is this movie.
0.3
Jargo (2004) 2.5/5
2006-06-23 01:26

Typicall coming of age film. Nothing new here.
0.3
Men in Black II (2002) 2.5/5
2006-06-09 19:50

Much worse than the first part.
0.3
Underworld: Evolution (2006) 2.5/5
2006-06-09 00:03

I'm getting too old for this...
0.3
Down in the Valley (2005) 2.5/5
2006-05-26 23:58

So-so. Kind of sensless actions of the main character.
0.3
Dead Fish (2004) 2.5/5
2006-05-25 23:25

Good cast wasted by a not so interesting script and poor dialogues.
0.3
Keane (2004) 2.5/5
2006-05-21 19:54

Similar to Bu jian and similarly tiresome.
0.3
Firewall (2006) 2.5/5
2006-05-21 18:23

So-so. Very naive. Nice use of modern technology, though.
0.3
4 (2005/II) 2.5/5
2006-05-08 01:10

Strange. Somehow disturbing.
0.3
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price (2005) (V) 2.5/5
2006-05-05 23:23

Poor attempt at making a shocking documentary. Nothing new here.
0.3
Rang De Basanti (2006) 2.5/5
2006-04-30 23:11

Bollywood. Uhm, no.
0.3
Æon Flux (2005) 2.5/5
2006-04-28 18:56

Nice concept, but poor realization.
0.3
Love, Ludlow (2005) 2.5/5
2006-04-14 01:10

Mediocre.
0.3
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005) 2.5/5
2006-03-31 22:38

There are some good English movies. This one's not. Oh, and I can't stand Judi Dench on the screen.
0.3
Totally F***ed Up (1993) 2.5/5
2006-03-30 17:33

Not really one of Gregg Araki's best.
0.3
Evil Aliens (2005) 2.5/5
2006-03-17 00:27

Jake West is the new, early Peter Jackson.
0.3
Mary (2005) 2.5/5
2006-03-11 23:13

I liked Abel Ferrara more when he was making movies about bad cops and gangsters.
0.3
On a Clear Day (2005) 2.5/5
2006-03-02 21:03

Unrealistic, boring and pathetic in some moments. And yes, I hate Brenda Blethyn.
0.3
Serial Experiments Lain (TV Mini Series, 1998) 3/5
2023-05-06 23:55

25 years I had waited to see this (sorry, Bart). And this was a mistake, as this series was an important anime work of its generation (alongside Ghost in the Shell, Evangeltion, Cowboy Bebop, et al.). 25 years later it is unfortunately very, very dated. Though the overall concept, and the characters still stand. It's a decent watch, though one has to be patient with certain parts, which drag on for too long.
0.3
Zeit der Kannibalen / Age of Cannibals (2014) 3/5
2023-05-03 22:13

Watchable. Passable.
0.3
Scream VI (2023) 3/5
2023-05-02 00:02

Watchable. Enough fun (funny?) moments to make it worthwhile.
0.3
Wu ming / Hidden Blade (2023) 3/5
2023-04-30 23:17

As confusing as it is stylish. Can't really follow the story without knowing how Japan operated within China before and during WW2.
0.3
Hannibal S02 (TV Series, 2014) 3/5
2023-04-13 00:41

Kinda meh. It's watchable, but it still feels dated. Just slightly better than the first season.
0.3
Hannibal S01 (TV Series, 2013) 3/5
2023-04-05 22:54

It's just ok. In 2023 it feels dated. You don't make TV series like this any more. Or am I just being spoiled by HBO's creations?
0.3
Reminiscence (2021) 3/5
2023-03-26 23:57

Watchable. It's a little bit too poetic/romantic, and the whole created world is sorta... naive.
0.3
Women Talking (2022) 3/5
2023-03-20 22:57

Just woman talking. And taking things in their hands.
0.3
Pacifiction (2022) 3/5
2023-03-12 23:20

Intriguing. Some excellent dialogues, scenes. Some thoughtful and provoking interactions. Unfortunately I wasn't able to fully capture/understand it.
0.3
Incredible But True (2022) 3/5
2023-03-06 23:12

Just an ok Quentin Dupieux. Nothing out of the ordinary here, apart from everything.
0.3
Syk pike / Sick of Myself (2022) 3/5
2023-03-06 21:56

Heh. Absurd, dark, and maybe even good.
0.3
The Survivor (2021) 3/5
2023-03-02 23:23

Watchable.
0.3
Knock at the Cabin (2023) 3/5
2023-03-01 23:44

Watchable. Especially if you're a Shyamalan's fan. I kinda am.
0.3
Plane (2023) 3/5
2023-02-25 19:31

Too simplistic, too lucky. Okeish.
0.3
The Man Who Fell to Earth S01 (TV Series, 2022) 3/5
2023-02-09 23:41

It would be good, if it only weren't so cheap. Bad acting, bad dialogues, even the music wasn't great all the time. The story is mostly fine, but it has its own set of flaws and cliches. Overall it's barely watchable.
0.3
The Pale Blue Eye (2022) 3/5
2023-02-03 22:41

Underwhelming. The intrigue was good, but the satanic bits were bizarre to say the least. Great acting, though.
0.3
Johnny (2022) 3/5
2022-12-23 22:59

Watchable. The portrayed priest was a great man, the movie is just ok.
0.3
Till (2022) 3/5
2022-12-06 21:33

Shame, USA.
0.3
Black Adam (2022) 3/5
2022-12-03 19:18

Decent-ish. Liked he was a little bit in the "grey" in the first half. The second half is more or less "I'm the good guy all the time". Apart from that it's just another mindless superhero movie.
0.3
If Beale Street Could Talk (2018) 3/5
2022-11-26 21:33

Okeyish. Too simplistic, perhaps?
0.3
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) 3/5
2022-11-25 22:10

Okeyish/passable. Loved him back in the day, so this was quite a nostalgic trip for me.
0.3
Smile (2022) 3/5
2022-11-24 23:54

Watchable. Somewhat intriguing.
0.3
Amsterdam (2022) 3/5
2022-11-21 23:03

Good concept, decent movie with a totally unrewarding ending.
0.3
Mandibules / Mandibles (2020) 3/5
2022-11-18 23:27

As Quentin Dupieux as it gets. Enjoyable. And quite funny too.
0.3
Umi yori mo mada fukaku / After the Storm (2016) 3/5
2022-11-08 22:29

Okeyish.
0.3
Werewolf by Night (TV Movie, 2022) 3/5
2022-11-02 23:11

Okeish/watchable.
0.3
Little Fish (2020) 3/5
2022-10-31 22:44

Just ok. I had a one big deja-vu watching it.
0.3
Nebenan / Next Door (2021) 3/5
2022-10-19 22:42

Weird, weird, weird.
0.3
Skyggen i mit øje / The Shadow in My Eye (2021) 3/5
2022-10-17 22:57

Watchable.
0.3
Bullet Train (2022) 3/5
2022-10-14 22:52

Meh. Stupid, even extremely stupid, but watchable.
0.3
Na chwilę, na zawsze (2022) 3/5
2022-10-11 23:01

Been there, done that, already seen this. Nothing new.
0.3
The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) 3/5
2022-10-08 20:04

A couple of good laughs and indecisiveness about it being a for kids or adults movie.
0.3
The Act of Killing (2012) 3/5
2022-09-24 21:32

What is this movie... Who are those people... What country is this? Scary, and also barely watchable.
0.3
Broad Peak (2022) 3/5
2022-09-20 22:51

Just ok. Felt emotionless apart from the first 20 minutes or so.
0.3
For All Mankind S03 (TV Series, 2022) 3/5
2022-09-18 22:22

Meh. Just one big meh. The ending was good, but that's the main/only highlight. Still watchable, just not as engaging as it used to be.
0.3
Le Miracle du Saint Inconnu / The Unknown Saint (2019) 3/5
2022-09-11 22:36

Okeyish.
0.3
Sandome no satsujin / The Third Murder (2017) 3/5
2022-09-07 23:10

Too cryptic and illogical.
0.3
Heojil kyolshim / Decision to Leave (2022) 3/5
2022-09-06 22:59

Meh. Expected something much more captivating from the master himself.
0.3
The Humans (2021) 3/5
2022-09-04 23:11

Human condition circa 2021. Watchable, even somewhat interesting.
0.3
Westworld S04 (TV Series, 2012) 3/5
2022-09-01 22:57

Messy mess. Not much make sense any more. Meh. It's watchable, but makes you cringe too many times throughout the whole season.
0.3
So Long, My Son (2019) 3/5
2022-08-20 00:01

Somewhat good, but extremely confusing as to whether their child died or not. Somewhat too long too.
0.3
tick, tick... BOOM! (2021) 3/5
2022-07-15 00:09

Decent, though musicals are not my thing.
0.3
Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022) 3/5
2022-07-12 22:33

It was OK, I give it that. Emma Thompson, ok.
0.3
The Bling Ring (2013) 3/5
2022-07-11 00:27

So sorry for the Rolexes, Orlando Bloom.
0.3
Sauvage / Wild (2018) 3/5
2022-07-10 00:27

Libre. Over everything else.
0.3
Backstabbing for Beginners (2018) 3/5
2022-07-05 01:45

Good story, so-so movie.
0.3
Królowa / Queen (TV Mini Series, 2022) 3/5
2022-06-29 00:22

Watchable. A little bit cringy, but also charming, and warm. Perhaps too feel-good.
0.3
C'mon C'mon (2021) 3/5
2022-06-27 22:49

Just ok, quiet little movie.
0.3
Tides / The Colony (2021) 3/5
2022-06-27 00:14

Sci-Fi always had a warm place in my heart, even flicks such as this, without a good imdb rating. The premise is cool, the execution falls short. The acting by the lead is great, but the story is too predictable, and falls into cliches too often. But since this is Sci-Fi, it was still worth the while.
0.3
Nitram (2021) 3/5
2022-06-25 23:33

Difficult subject, uneasy to watch. I guess it's a good movie, but it was hard to feel emotionally attached to it.
0.3
Blue Bayou (2021) 3/5
2022-06-22 23:47

It's a little bit over the top, but it's a decent watch.
0.3
Spiderhead (2022) 3/5
2022-06-20 22:36

Okeyish/watchable. Good concept, flawed 3rd act.
0.3
The Nile Hilton Incident (2017) 3/5
2022-06-09 23:06

Okeyish.
0.3
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain (2021) 3/5
2022-06-05 23:07

Okeyish/watchable.
0.3
Kruk / Raven S02 (TV Series, 2021) 3/5
2022-05-25 01:00

Meh. Second season is more of the same. Drags on too much, gets boring.
0.3
Håp / Hope (2019) 3/5
2022-05-17 01:07

Difficult, sad movie. Hard to watch, both due to the presented topic and the main character.
0.3
Four Good Days (2020) 3/5
2022-05-16 01:24

Watchable.
0.3
A Simple Favor (2018) 3/5
2022-05-11 00:54

Meh. Cliche of cliches. Few good laughs though.
0.3
Ne Zha zhi mo tong jiang shi / Ne Zha (2019) 3/5
2022-05-08 20:32

Meh. So-so.
0.3
Ambulance (2022) 3/5
2022-05-07 00:19

Meh. Average at best. And too cringy too.
0.3
Mistrz / The Champion (2020) 3/5
2022-04-21 01:43

Okeyish. Nothing new here.
0.3
W jak morderstwo / In for a Murder (2021) 3/5
2022-04-20 01:02

Okeyish. Watchable, maybe two genuinely funny moments, but other than that nothing original here.
0.3
Najmro: Kocha, kradnie, szanuje / The Getaway King (2021) 3/5
2022-04-13 01:04

Okeish. Style over substance, though the style is decent.
0.3
The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) 3/5
2022-04-01 00:14

Meh. So-so. Evangelism meets capitalism, aka USA, nothing new here, move along.
0.3
Rysa S02: Układ (TV Series, 2021) 3/5
2022-03-21 01:09

Okeyish. Kinda watchable, but after 16 episodes it got really tiring to keep going.
0.3
The Adam Project (2022) 3/5
2022-03-19 19:24

So-so. Too many plot holes, too many simplifications.
0.3
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) 3/5
2022-03-05 23:44

Okeyish. Too childish, tries too hard to relate everything to the old movie.
0.3
Gomorra: La serie / Gomorrah S05 (TV Series, 2021) 3/5
2022-02-16 00:25

Meh. What a crappy ending to a semi-decent series.
0.3
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) 3/5
2022-02-01 00:14

Meh. Same, tired old song. Full of plot holes and cliches all around.
0.3
After Life S02 (TV Series, 2020) 3/5
2022-01-24 23:16

Just ok.
0.3
I Care a Lot (2020) 3/5
2022-01-18 01:53

Meh. Watchable, but nothing more than that. I also doubt it would all be possible for her to abuse the legal guardian system.
0.3
Doraibu mai kâ / Drive My Car (2021) 3/5
2022-01-14 01:35

Felt like a very long (too long?) psychotherapeutic session for/with the main characters. I think it wasn't a movie for me. Or maybe I just didn't fully get it?
0.3
Krampus (2015) 3/5
2021-12-29 02:31

Kinda ok. Watchable as far as horror movies go.
0.3
O Menino e o Mundo / The Boy and the World (2013) 3/5
2021-10-02 15:40

Nice animation but a little dull movie.
0.3
The Many Saints of Newark (2021) 3/5
2021-10-01 23:29

Mainly underwhelming. Ended abruptly, story was so-so.
0.3
Cry Macho (2021) 3/5
2021-09-24 23:33

So-so.
0.3